Saturday Night Souse
Dedicated to the Demon Rum and all her acquaintances
I drink, therefore I am
“But the greatest love–the love above all loves,
Even greater than that of a mother,
Is the tender, passionate, undying love,
Of one beer drunken slob for another.”
Irish Ballad
From the 86 Rules of Boozing (Modern Drunkard, as always)
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
This Month’s Cocktail Recipe: Since we just celebrated the 4th of July, this month’s cocktail recipe has to be a bourbon drink, since bourbon is our nation’s Official Distilled Spirit.
Old Fashioned
2 oz. Bourbon
Club Soda
Dash Sugar Syrup
Several Dashes Bitters
Mix soda, syrup, and bitters in an old fashioned glass. Add bourbon and ice cubes, then stir.
This Week’s Hangover Remedy: VITAMIN B COMPLEX. When you drink, your body loses most of the B vitamins. It takes awhile to replenish all of these through normal diet, so taking a vitamin B complex will help. It’s good for regular drinkers to take this regularly, but will also help alleviate the symptoms of a hangover if taken that night or the next morning.
Obligatory Disclaimer: Conclub seeks neither to encourage nor discourage drinking through the Saturday Night Souse® feature. We recognize that this decision is up to each individual reader of our site. Contrary to a popular myth, you do not have to be drunk to read and contribute to Conclub, though the general consensus is that it helps greatly.
The last time I offered to buy a woman a drink… let’s just say it didn’t go very well. I had to look at her boobies (several times) after I mentioned my “orientation” (no lady, I don’t want to “feel them”!)
Of course, the other (str8) guys kept standing behind me all night. Can’t imagine why.
Then again, this might be a helpful tip for Saturday Night Souse.
Andre the Defiant
July 7, 2007 at 7:18 pm
We need to really go out the next time you are back in town.
Dave the Infidel Sage
July 7, 2007 at 11:24 pm
DFV the Scribe
July 8, 2007 at 12:29 am
can the scribe explain the very last picture of the post for me. I am wondering how that applies.
E the Wise
July 8, 2007 at 6:02 pm
See, she’s a scold, doling out the Obligatory Disclaimer.
DFV the Scribe
July 8, 2007 at 6:20 pm
She’s kind of scary…
Dave the Infidel Sage
July 8, 2007 at 6:32 pm