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Miss South Carolina Teen USA Explains Her TV Meltdown

Posted in Entertainment, Humor by Dave - the Infidel Sage on August 27th, 2007

 Don’t know much about … geography?

This is actually almost painful to watch. We’ve all ‘flubbed’ an answer to a question at one time or another (well, maybe not DFV) but rarely this badly and probably not in front of a few million people.

Any speculation whether or not she is one of the “one fifth of Americans” that can’t find the US on a map?

Specifically, she was asked why one-fifth of Americans can’t find the United States on a map.

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps,” she ventured.

During her meandering response, she also tossed in out-of-the-blue references to “the Iraq” and “Asian countries” and their need for the support of the American educational system in identifying the United States on the map.

8 Responses to 'Miss South Carolina Teen USA Explains Her TV Meltdown'

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  1. Wes said, on August 28th, 2007 at 4:40 am

    Oh yeah, I saw that. Feel bad for her. You know you’ve been thoroughly humiliated when Mario Lopez is snickering at you.

  2. hairybeast said, on August 28th, 2007 at 7:37 am

    Hey she’s a hawt little blonde beauty queen. Why does she have to know geography anyway? Men will fly or drive her wherever she needs to go, right?

    Wouldn’t you, Andre? Gay or not, imagine that on your arm - if Just for the Attention Factor!

  3. hairybeast said, on August 28th, 2007 at 7:45 am

    Dave, Wes, the Beast is sure you’d oblige her as well. Yes?

  4. Dave the Infidel Sage said, on August 28th, 2007 at 7:51 am

    I’d be willing to play ‘chauffer’ for her anytime she’d like. (:

  5. Wes said, on August 28th, 2007 at 8:35 am

    Eh, she’s alright, but I’ll take brunettes over blonds any day.

  6. Andre the Defiant said, on August 28th, 2007 at 9:05 pm

    Wouldn’t you, Andre? Gay or not, imagine that on your arm - if Just for the Attention Factor!

    Just like having Christian Bale on yours, right Beast? Except he’s, you know, smart. :)

  7. Dave the Infidel Sage said, on August 29th, 2007 at 10:02 am

    Having Christian Bale on the Beasts arm would bring him all the wrong kind of attention. Now having Miss S. Carolina on your arm, would bring you the right kind of attention, and a few unbelieving stares as well.

  8. hairybeast said, on August 31st, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    Who is Christian Bale? Is she hot?

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