Constitution Club

November 30, 2007

live Report From Hostage Crisis In Rochester NH!!!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — hairybeast @ 10:25 pm

The Beast lives in Rochester, NH but was at work in Somersworth (nearby). The police had the entire town locked down. The following is a blow-by-blow description of his involvement in the crisis.

2:00 p.m. Words spreads across work that Rochester NH is “closed”. The Beast asks what “Closed” means. He is told that all access routes to his hometown are blocked off by police due to hostage crisis at Hilary Clinton headquarters. Lunatic divorcee on a 72 hour binge has strapped road flares across his chest and closed the downtown area.

4:30 p.m. - Unable to get to his home in Rochester, the Beast decides to drive to neighboring town and cash his paycheck, since access to his home is impossible. he stops at “Barley Pub”in said town to have a beer and regroup. Orders Unibroue trappist ale: “Maudite” on tap.

5:15 p.m. Beast orders “Dogfish Head 90 Minute Ale” - also on tap.

6:00 p.m. Beast switches to “Snowplow Stout”, made especially for proprietor. Informs owner of bar “I think this beer sucks”. Owner thanks him for his “Honesty”".

7:30 p.m. Beast orders Smuttynose vintage Barley Wine 04. It also sucks.

8:15 - Beast meets Hot Blonde. Switches to Chilean Cabernet.

8:30 - Beast talks writing and art with hot blonde. More Cabernet.

8:45 - Ibid.

9:00 - Ibid

9:15 - Blonde hits bathroom, Beast has cigarette. Tells gay guy to take a hike.

10:00 - Blonde buys round, Beast orders Pabst Blue Ribbon.

10:30 - Ibid.

11:00 - Crisis must be over by now, beast makes it home somehow. Doesn’t get blonde’s number but tells her to google keywords for Constitution Club.

11:30 - Call me, honey!

An Inconvenient Fact

Filed under: Environmentalism, Idiots, Liberals — pg - your humble messenger @ 5:36 pm

The one major industrialized nation that has not yet ratified Kyoto, is also the only nation that reduced greenhouse gases last year!

The Energy Information Administration (EIA), U.S. Department of Energy, Washington, DC, yesterday released the following information (November 28): ‘U.S. Greenhouse Gas Emissions Declined 1.5 Percent in sslog-al-gore-cartoon-ait-a.jpg2006’.

How pleased environmentalists should be that the U.S. has not ratified the Kyoto Protocol. In stark contrast, emissions continue to rise in most of the countries that so self-righteously did.

Now I am all for the global redistribution of wealth through carbon credits, but this is getting silly. Don’t you just love the fashion now-a-days?

Please run Al, please run!

It is official, we are sane and you are not!

Filed under: Conservatives, Humor, Liberals, Sociology — pg - your humble messenger @ 4:02 pm

Republicans Report Much Better Mental Health Than Others

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PRINCETON, NJ — Republicans are significantly more likely than Democrats or independents to rate their mental health as excellent, according to data from the last four November Gallup Health and Healthcare polls. Fifty-eight percent of Republicans report having excellent mental health, compared to 43% of independents and 38% of Democrats. This relationship between party identification and reports of excellent mental health persists even within categories of income, age, gender, church attendance, and education.

“Gestapo in action” or Stupid drug user? The sad saga of James Cheeseman

Filed under: Guns, Law — E the Wise @ 12:45 pm

Art Downs over at Common Sense tells of a current event in Delaware that involved James Cheeseman, arrested for possessing 10.5 grams of cocaine.  To paraphrase Art, the Cheeseman 1) had 10.5 grams of powdered cocaine, 2) was charged with intent to distribute, 3) also owns a gun shop, and 4) had his entire store “jackbooted” by the Feds.

Because I found the topic interesting (and because Art didn’t give the link, an offense of which Dana has admonished us before), I went to find the story from google news.  Here is what I found:

The story of X-Ring’s (Cheeseman’s gun store) crisis and uncertain situation — a topic that’s still freshly painful for the folks involved — began Aug. 5, when police say Cheeseman was caught with 10.5 grams of crack cocaine and charged with possession with intent to distribute.

Soon, agents from the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives were in Cheeseman’s store, removing his stock of 700 guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition.

A weapons seizure is fairly routine in cases involving suspected drug felons, but in this instance it raised some questions of fairness and property rights, especially when it was reported that ATF agents used a front-end loader to haul out some of the firearms. “I know the long guns were damaged,” said Bob Henry Jr., X-Ring’s manager. “They kind of just chucked them in one giant box.”

Art seemed to have some sympathy for Cheeseman as evidenced by his post title (Gestapo in action).  He concluded by asking “Was this merely an act of sadism on the part of the goon squad? Do they regret not getting in on the cookout at Waco?” 

And on this I wholeheartedly agree with Art.  The trumped up drug charges and then the confiscation of the mans property is an absolute joke.  As Art said, “perhaps it is seen as good PR and divert attention from the failure to do a better job of shutting down potentially deadly crystal meth labs.”

But poor James gets no symphathy from either Dana or a guy named Bitter Scribe (no relation to our Scribe although he too is bitter).  Dana apparently believes that material not related to the actual crime is fair game for the government to loot.  He states, “If the man was a registered firearms dealer, he had to know what getting caught with a little cocaine would do: he’s lost his inventory, he’ll lose his legal right to possess firearms, and that means he’ll lose his business.  Of course this is pure crap and the fact that the Feds make up reasons to take your stuff doesn’t make it right.  Bitter Scribe concurs by saying, “if only because someone dumb enough to carry several grams of cocaine on his person probably shouldn’t be allowed to possess firearms.” 

Lots of people do dumb things but it shouldn’t mean they lose their property rights in the process.  Especially before they have been convicted of the crime.

I am just your humble messenger.

Filed under: Culture, Humor, Idiots, Politics — pg - your humble messenger @ 11:15 am

Pat Sajak makes sense about celebrities offering their pearls of political wisdom to us, the unwashed. Pat is a conservative btw.

… The idea of choosing the Leader of the Free World based on the advice of someone who lives in the cloistered world of stardom seems a bit loony to me.

How anyone with an IQ above a turnip could think Ron Paul has anything besides insanity to offer escapes me.

Terrorists are “just hoodlums and convicts, so to speak, but we incite them with our foreign policy,” he said.

Yes Virginia, there really is such a thing as the fat police! You are too fat and we dont want you burdening our socialized health care system.

A British woman planning to start a new life with her husband in New Zealand has been banned from entering the country - because she is too fat.

The medium is the, no the argument is the, no the framing is the, ah never mind. Remember kiddos, its not what you say, but how you frame it! “What you talkin bout Amanda?”

The concern here is the framing issue, a la George Lakoff. When you argue inside someone else’s frames, you reinforce them.

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Wes and America duped by CNN

Filed under: 2008 Presidential campaigns — E the Wise @ 10:15 am

Wes made some great points on the thread entitled Journalistic Integrity.  In it, Wes states:

 The questions being asked are being asked because they’re not being addressed by the media OR the candidates. And they’re issues people actually care about. I would think that more people (especially bloggers!) would appreciate something like this. It strikes me as profoundly odd that people are so unimpressed given that so many are convinced that there is a biased perspective from journalists running the damn things. Why would anyone be opposed to bypassing them altogether?

But the more I read about the Democratic plants for the GOP CNN/YouTube debate, the more exasperated I become. National Review had this to say:

Other questions came from declared supporters of John Edwards, Barack Obama, Bill Richardson, someone working on legislation with a Democratic senator, and a prominent union activist also supporting the Edwards campaign. The conceit of the YouTube debate was that it empowered ordinary citizens, but CNN managed to empower Democratic activists instead — and at a Republican debate!

Overall, even the questions not asked by Democratic activists were embarrassing — vapid, stupid, irrelevant, or all three. The conservative questioners were straight out of liberal caricature. One man who asked about Second Amendment rights ended his video by having someone off camera toss him a (presumably) loaded shotgun; he then pumped it and chambered a round to drive his point home. Another questioner asked whether the candidates believed “every word of this book” — while waving a Bible at the camera. Obviously, this is what CNN thinks conservatives are.

Also worth noting is what questions CNN didn’t ask. There was not a single question about education or health care, for example. But CNN did make sure viewers heard about the Trilateral Commission and a mission to Mars. This passes for editorial judgment?

I didn’t watch the debate and now I’m glad I didn’t waste my time. Sorry Wes but as much as I liked your points on this post, the Democrats managed to make your common sense look bad yet again. But don’t despair, your party will bend you over every chance they get so you should be used to it.

For The Beast

Filed under: 2008 Presidential campaigns, Feminists, Humor, Politics — pg - your humble messenger @ 9:44 am

November 29, 2007

Wanted: Writers for Conclub

Filed under: blogging — Dave - the Infidel Sage @ 11:07 pm

Since it has been decreed that a bit of diversity might actually be a good thing for a group blog, the grand high council of Constitution Club has decided to accept applications for membership. We are morphing into a more Right/Left type format and (at least) two new blogger positions for any writers with an ideology other than what might be normally considered as ‘conservative’ are open and waiting to be filled. So-called ‘moderates’ or those in the middle of the road will be considered as well.

You must have an intelligent, thoughtful and interesting writing style and not be a 9-11 ‘truther’ or one who has to type ‘I hate Bush’ in every paragraph. Constitution Club exists to provide information, debate and vigorous discussion on the issues of the day and you must be willing to accept disagreement and criticism with a smile and a ’steel sharpeneth steel’ attitude. If you think you’ve got what it takes to be a Conclub blogger please contact us at Constitutionclub@gmail.com with a brief bio, why you are interested in joining Conclub and, if possible, a link to any writing, commmenting or blogging you may have done in the past. All positions offered come with a one month trial period. We are eager to hear from you so let us know asap if you are interested.

Jack Murtha Now Thinks The Surge Is Working!

Filed under: Uncategorized — hairybeast @ 6:41 pm

Via Hot Air:

“I think the ’surge’ is working,” the Democrat said in a videoconference from his Johnstown office, describing the president’s decision to commit more than 20,000 additional combat troops this year. But the Iraqis “have got to take care of themselves.”

And in related news:

Spuds Mckenzie Thinks Miller Tastes Better Than Bud!
Donald Trump Thinks Rosie O’Donnell is “A Pretty Smart Chick”.
Paul McCartney Admits All His Post-Beatles Songs Suck.
PETA: Veal Tastes AWESOME!
Martin Sheen, George Clooney, Tom Cruise and Sean Penn To Star In Remake of “Ballad Of The Green Beret”.

Henry Hyde, 1924 - 2007

Filed under: Congress — E the Wise @ 11:06 am

Henry Hyde quietly passed away early this morning.  And while much can be said about the career of this honorable Congressman, his lasting legacy will be this: he had the common sense to steer the federal government away from funding abortions with taxpayer money.  A year prior to the Hyde Amendment, upwards of 300,000 poor women were given taxpayer funded abortions.  Since that time, the number has been essentially zero.  Hyde was also a leader in passing a ban on the barbaric procedure known as the partial birth abortion.  He was 83. 

November 28, 2007

Journalistic Integrity

Filed under: 2008 Presidential campaigns, News media, Politics — Wes @ 10:20 pm

The Republican edition of the YouTube debate was tonight, and right away, it is getting somewhat mixed reviews. This is to be expected. During all the YouTube debates, you see people who immediately trash the format, calling it a fiasco. You know what, though? It’s the best medium for a debate that we’ve ever been able to have in the history of the country. Because it eliminates the barrier between the public and the candidate in a way that isn’t possible anywhere else. Robert Novak thinks that’s a bad thing.

You know when we did away with the monarchy and went through democracy, there was a lot of fear that this sort of thing would happen. It took 200 years but we got there.

He is very, very wrong. Whether the public is informed or not, the people submitting questions are the only ones that actually matter. 200 years ago, these are questions that might have been asked at a stump speech, but today those things are so calculated, scheduled and vetted that the only questions getting asked are ones they want to hear. The YouTube questioners are likely people that didn’t go to an official meet and greet precisely because they knew nobody would answer what they wanted to know. The questions being asked are being asked because they’re not being addressed by the media OR the candidates. And they’re issues people actually care about. I would think that more people (especially bloggers!) would appreciate something like this. It strikes me as profoundly odd that people are so unimpressed given that so many are convinced that there is a biased perspective from journalists running the damn things. Why would anyone be opposed to bypassing them altogether?

We’ve never had an opportunity for real people from anywhere in the country to actually ask direct questions. Are they biased and pointed? Of course! But you know what? You know that they’re biased from the start, and that’s what makes them important. Because the questioners don’t have to pretend to be objective, we see real answers from the candidates. The people on YouTube have something that professional journalists don’t have: anonymity. Maybe not necessarily in identity, but they don’t have to face endless scrutiny over their tactics that can get them in trouble. So they’re free to ask everything that people trying to work in the media can’t or won’t.

Were these debates as good as they could have been? No way. Because the final questions are still chosen by the news media, and as much as I’m sure they admire the concept, it makes them very uncomfortable to see this happen. While they whine about questions being marked by stupidity and juvenile humor, the prospect that those questions might get more serious scares the piss out of them. Why do we need Chris Matthews to ask our questions for us? Why do we need to hear what the people want to know filtered through Bob Novak (or Chris Matthews)? Well… we don’t. As soon as we all figure that out, maybe we can actually start to hear from journalists that do what they’re supposed to do. People like Michael Yon doing outstanding work in Iraq or Seymour Hersh (for better and for worse) investigating into anything he can sniff out. We need more people like those and less people like Chris Matthews who only serve as messengers. We need more YouTube debates where anyone can participate (and ideally in later debates, where anyone can decide what gets asked (once nonsense is filtered out)). What we DON’T need are another half dozen debates of questions written two hours before the debate asking the same crap and getting a paraphrased version of the candidate’s website. We need more truth, less spin. It’s starting to happen, and it’s a very, very happy moment in the nation’s political history.

The challenges ahead in Iraq

Filed under: Foreign policy, Politics, The Iraq War — pg - your humble messenger @ 8:26 pm

Along with the Horn of Plenty that has been the good news out of Iraq recently, there are areas of continued concern. There have been several good articles lately that have outlined some of the challenges that we need to overcome to consolidate our gains.

Anthony Cordesman of the Center for Strategic and International Studies writing in the Financial Times gives a broad overview of some of the problems on the road to victory…

US policymakers and Iraq’s leaders need to understand the realities. The tactical victory they have secured in a third of the country could lead to the defeat of al-Qaeda in Iraq and of the most violent and extreme Sunni Islamists. That prospect provides Iraq’s leaders with a real opportunity for political accommodation.

I cant say I agree with his take on everything, but it is a well informed pragmatic view.maliki.gif

Amir Taheri, in a New York Post column from Monday, weighs the good and the bad, as he terms it, out of Iraq…

IRAQ today is a hundred times better than what it would have been under Saddam in any imaginable circumstances. Statistics of violence don’t begin to measure the efforts of a whole nation to re-emerge from the darkest night in its history. And in that sense, the news from Iraq since April 2003 has always been more good than bad.

What is new is that now more Americans appear willing to acknowledge this - good news in itself. As long as the United States remains resolute in its support for the new Iraq, there will be more good news than bad from what is at present the main battlefield in the War on Terror.

There are real reasons to hope now. There are opportunities for the resolute and the brave.

Ya Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Filed under: Uncategorized — hairybeast @ 5:41 pm
DNC cancels L.A. debateBy: Mike Allen
Nov 28, 2007 05:47 PM EST
The Democratic National Committee plans to announce Wednesday night that it has canceled the final presidential debate in its fall series because of a potential writers strike at CBS News, a sponsor of the debate.

The Dems can’t debate because the writers might be on strike. Hmmm…

The impossible has happened: A constructive suggestion from a senator not named Lieberman!

Filed under: Foreign policy, Politics, The Iraq War, Uncategorized — pg - your humble messenger @ 5:39 pm

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
Johnathan Swift
Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting

The confederacy of dunces that is the United States Senate has finally produced something approaching a thought that might well be useful. Senators Lindsey “sorry if I was a shit earlier Mr. President on Iraq, but I was thinking of running for president myself at the time” Graham and Saxby Chambliss came up with this…

Two Republican senators said Monday that unless Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki makes more political progress by January, the U.S. should consider pulling political or financial support for his government.

The stern warnings, coming from Sens. Lindsey Graham and Saxby Chambliss, are an indication that while dunce_cap.gifGOP patience on the war has greatly increased this fall because of security gains made by the military, it isn’t bottomless.

“I do expect them to deliver,” Graham, R-S.C., said in a phone interview upon returning from a Thanksgiving trip to Iraq. “What would happen for me if there’s no progress on reconciliation after the first of the year, I would be looking at ways to invest our money into groups that can deliver.”

Chambliss, R-Ga., who traveled with Graham as part of a larger congressional delegation, said lawmakers might even call for al-Maliki’s ouster if Baghdad didn’t reach agreement on at least some of the major issues seen as key to tamping down sectarian violence.

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Gratuitous Innuendo Time!

Filed under: Uncategorized — hairybeast @ 4:39 pm

So who here thinks Hilary has developed a taste for gorgeous middle eastern rugs?

Ken Silverstein of Harper’s magazine says it’s not just Right-Wing Bloggers who do.

I am an animal

Filed under: Uncategorized — Dave - the Infidel Sage @ 12:14 am

 

For the last week or so HBO has been airing I Am An Animal: Ingrid Newkirk which is about the co-founder and president of PETA. I hate to sound harsh, but lady speak for yourself. I believe that all lies, religions and ideologies have roots in Truth, and that often explains their appeal to the masses and to otherwise intelligent people. You mix in just enough truth and people will buy just about anything including the underlying lies and delusions beneath it all.

In this case Ms. Newkirk and the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sell themselves as a ‘we love animals’ organization with the mission to expose and kindle awareness about animal cruelty. What a great ploy. Who doesn’t like animals? But at the same time they are aggressively making the case that animals and humans are equivalent in all respects. It brings a whole new twist to the slogan “Hamsters have rights too” but, all joking aside, their twisted view of ‘animal rights’ is a dangerously seductive philosophy that equates even the lowest of disease spreading vermin with the sanctity and value of human life. And, in many ways, would elevate animal’s rights above the rights of humans.

It must be exhausting, and nutritionally challenging, to be a PETA follower. No eggs, no milk, no meat, living on collard greens and cucumbers, no pets, no leather, no fur, no Thanksgiving turkey and just another burden of guilt for Western man to carry around with him on a daily basis.

I always look for the sociological and psychological reasons why people turn out the way they do. One’s childhood shapes some people so completely that nearly all that they have become can be traced back, with virtually no ambiguity, to the events, traumas and people that shaped them during their formative years. Obviously, that affects us all, but some people embrace what they should reject while some reject what they embrace. And hopefully a well balanced person can retain the good that shaped their lives and overcome the bad while recognizing the impulses and compulsions one has and where it originated from. That is what separates us from the animals to begin with. We have the ability to use our intellect, common sense and will power to shape our lives instead of merely being driven by impulses, wants and desires that may or may not be wise and healthy for us.

According to Ingrid Newkirk herself, her childhood was far from ideal. She had a hot tempered, absent father and a distant, unaffectionate mother. With no siblings her sole companion and friend was her dog. She had herself sterilized at the young age of 22, was temporarily married but “didn’t have time for it”, thinks it is selfish and wrong to have the urge to have children of your own (one should adopt), owns no pets and thinks that is wrong (but how does that reconcile with her childhood experiences with her dog?), and is an avowed atheist. Just that little bit of background was enough for me to smile and think to myself ‘so that’s what’s wrong with her’ and helps explain much of her apparent estrangement from the human species and her lifelong identification with, and championing of, animals. I saw no apparent strong bonds with other humans through family, marriage, friends, or children.

Humans are a social ‘animal’ and when that is absent it can cause severe damage to a personality. I’m afraid that may have happened in Ingrid’s case. Sociology and psychology are not exact sciences but this one is a classic study in many ways, especially in its outcome. Estrangement from one’s own species and intense identification with others seems to have been the result.

The best part of the show, and my wife’s favorite by far, was when a PETA infiltrator at a Butterball slaughterhouse was able to ‘liberate’ a domesticated turkey that had escaped in the parking lot. The undercover PETA operative excitedly radioed his ‘find’ ahead to headquarters and when the turkey arrived he was packed off to a special, straw lined room to rest. Ingrid turned on some soft music for the bird and quietly closed the door while whispering “rest sweetie” to the bewildered bird. He was eventually crated off to some PETA rescue farm to live out his life far from the threat of the Thanksgiving table.

We were cracking up for nearly ten minutes over that one. It was something you really had to see. If you get a chance to watch this documentary I would encourage you to do so. I am a firm believer in understanding the “how’s and why’s” of ideologies and theologies and this was a great look into the mindset of the animal liberation movement. It is also a great example of how the West has become so spoiled, wealthy and secure in its luxury that people have the time, money, energy, and distracted idleness to participate in such causes. Only the most leisurely and well fed societies produce the pseudo philosophers who ponder the ethics of wearing leather belts or fur coats and it takes a full belly and a lot of consistent calories to contemplate the horrendous nature of serving burgers at an eating establishment. Try to feed that spoonful of crap to those who know the pangs of true hunger in the belly and what it is like to survive outside the modern, successful, and productive First World.

In some ways it is a form of selfishness and elitism to describe the eating of meat as cruel, the keeping of animals as slavery or the use of stock to pull a plow as bondage. Only the most spoiled and privileged can wring their hands over such trivialities and with sweeping gestures condemn the necessities that have allowed humans to rise to the position we now enjoy as civilized human beings. Human’s were designed to be omnivores, not vegetarians and the use of animals as both food and laborer allowed humans to rise above merely being scavenging cave dwellers.

Miss Newkirk probably wouldn’t think to much of me. I raise and breed Shelties (I own two), have dared to reproduce (I have three daughters), and own a number of animals including a turtle, snake, african millipede, toads, scorpions, tarantulas, and a variety of exotic insects that I breed for profit (exploitation and confinement of other sentient species). The chasm between us is probably too large to be bridged.

Unfortunately, Ingrid Newkirk seems to be a driven, but disturbed individual who is glorified and idolized by many while receiving far more publicity than she and PETA deserve. The ‘animal rights’ agenda is one of the most distorted and manipulating of the various fringe movements that abound on the far Left. Shamelessly playing upon the public’s love of animals and our civilization’s natural inclination as a caring and humane people, they weave an elaborate web of fact and fantasy that seeks to radically alter the face of Western Civilization and man’s role in regards to nature.

“As someone said to me the other day—they had seen the HBO special—and they said, ‘Are you really a sad obsessed person?’ And I thought, ‘No, I’m not really a sad person, except when I lie awake at night in winter thinking about all the animals out without shelter, and then I’m sad!’ Who wouldn’t be? Wouldn’t anybody be sad if they have a heart? It’s just that I’ve seen so much.” - Ingrid Newkirk

November 27, 2007

Another reason to oppose same-sex marriage?

Filed under: The Iraq War — E the Wise @ 9:59 pm

Soldiers manning a checkpoint near Baghdad stopped a wedding convoy to find that the purported bride and groom were wanted terror suspects, an Iraqi Defense Ministry official said Monday. . . 

Upon inspecting the convoy, soldiers found a stubbly-faced man, Haider al-Bahadli, decked out in a white bride’s dress and veil.  Bahadli was wanted on terror-related charges, as was his groom, Abbas al-Dobbi, the official said.

Saudi and Arab actions; always loud and clear

Filed under: Foreign policy, Middle East — E the Wise @ 9:49 pm

The latest attempt at peace in the Middle East is being criticized by the right as a “sham.”  And why shouldn’t it?  Any talks that have Syria sitting at the table are probably meant only to be a show.  No serious peace process would have one of the world’s foremost sponsors of terror attempting to hash out a deal.  The right’s condemnation of the process is justified.  And those who are ready to sit around a campfire and sing “give peace a chance” need only to look at the Saudis to see what a joke the disingenuous Arab players are.

Saudi Arabia’s participation in the U.S.-sponsored talks on Middle East peace was seen as a diplomatic coup for the Bush administration but the kingdom has made clear there will be no handshakes with Israeli officials.

“We are not here for theater. We are here for the serious business of making peace. We are not here to give an impression that everything is normal,” Saudi Foreign Minister Prince Saud al-Faisal told reporters on Monday, on the eve of the conference to be held in Annapolis, Maryland.

“We will not do anything that will divert from the seriousness of the occasion, (such as) shaking hands to give an impression of something that is not there,” he said.

Of course the Saudis won’t shake hands with Jews.  None of the Arab players dare to have their impoverished masses see them shaking hands with Israeli officials.  After all, the only way those nations keep the masses in check is by telling them their miserable existence is the fault of the Jews.  I suspect that most leaders in the Middle East quietly hope the Israeli/Palestinian conflict continues for this reason.

So while all rational people remain hopeful for eventual peace in the Middle East, I won’t hold my breath.  The actions of the players always speak louder than the words.

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity! There is nothing new under the sun!

The Wise One mentioned the absurd treatment that a Brit teacher received in the Sudan in a recent post. Thankfully it looks as if the Sudanese want this to go away quickly.

Funny, I am reading a book regarding the Mahdi uprising in the Sudan at the end if the nineteenth century. It is called Three Empires on the Nile: The Victorian Jihad, 1869-1899 By Dominic Green. To our more liberal minded multi-threeempires.jpgculturists who think that we, the United States, by our policies have recently caused the development and growth of radical Islamic fundamentalists I say: Sit back children while I ‘splain it to you.

The radicals are not new, and they haven’t progressed in over 125 years in the Sudan. We are just going to talk about the Sudan as this edification I am giving you is free, and ‘splaining fundamentalism throughout the Arabic speaking peoples and the whole of Islam is beyond the scope of this post (which means I am too lazy to do it, besides you kids can Google too).

Muhammad Ahmad, The Mahdi, was born in the Sudan in 1844. He tried to start his own Islamic state in his quest for a global Islamic Empire or caliphate. Muhammad Ahmed believed he was the lost 12th Imam, the one who will come again to rule for 7 years and rid the world of infidels, like Dave. Ahmad also declared jihad and instituted Sharia law (sounds like guys we know). Ahmed was such a hard case that he actually instituted a harsher form of Sharia than the Taliban put into effect.

Sounds like the same refrain as now. Good to know that not only is slavery still alive and well in the Sudan, their religion and culture has not changed either.
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The only other way out.

Filed under: Uncategorized — hairybeast @ 7:20 pm

The ex wife called Saturday and said her horse had broken out of his stall, eaten something he shouldn’t have and then died.  The Beast replied “Well what did you expect him to do? Horses can’t file for divorce.”

Lying Commie Scum

Filed under: Culture, Fun, Humor — Dave - the Infidel Sage @ 12:07 am

I spent something like eight hours over the last two days attempting to decorate the outside of the homestead in the best of American traditions. I fel tlike Clark W. Griswald as I battled a variety of unforeseen ‘problems’. I nearly froze and I think it is safe to say that I have inadvertantly become eunuch like due to frost bite of the nether regions. I came in about two hours ago and I’m still very chilled.

But what irks me the most is that the little made in china icecicle lights say right on the box that you can string UP TO three together. What am I decorating, a hooch? What a bunch of bull, I had double that plus three lighted wreaths all hooked up before I short circuited the bunch and blew out one section completely. Now I learned that lesson and I managed to get about double even that tonight before I blew out another string of lights and plunged the cul de sac into sudden darkness. I now have two seperate power sources going on the displays and I can safely and accurately state that you can have at least five strings of lights together without a problem.

Up to three strung together. Hah, such limitations are for small children, Red Chinese, and those who rather be inside a warm abode watching football instead of restringing, rerouting  and replacing lights when its fifteen degrees outside. What wusses and wimps.

But at least its the season to be jolly.

November 26, 2007

Gather around, it’s story time!

Filed under: History, Humor, Political Correctness — Dave - the Infidel Sage @ 10:23 pm

The ancient evil religion of Political Correctness  

With quiet dignity a hooded figure revealed himself from the protective ring of trees.  Mounting a small hillock he faced the sea of expectant faces.  A measured sweep of his hands pulled back the hood to reveal a wizened face framed by a long white beard.  For a long moment not a sound was heard or movement evident in the crowd. 

The robed figure examined the myriad of faces before him with watery blue eyes that shone with intelligence and understanding. What he saw before him was hope.  Hope on faces that only hours before had expressed only despair and fear.  Their faces were still haggard but fire now dwelled in eyes that had previously only contained the spent ashes of surrender. His grey cloak marked his as one of the Wise Ones; dedicated to preserving knowledge from the past so that humanity would not have to relive it. Tonight he would be reading a selection from The Chronicles of Chaos. The hushed gathering listened with an intense reverence as the old one began to read from the ancient scroll. 

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Kevin DuBrow, 1955 - 2007

Filed under: Headbanger's Ball, History — E the Wise @ 8:21 pm

When I was in 7th grade, I vividly remember a band that captured America’s youth with hard hitting, coarse sounding lyrics and jamming guitar riffs.  They skyrocketed to fame with music videos and introduced me to hair metal.  Rock and roll, and I, were never the same.

Kevin DuBrow, lead singer for the 1980s heavy metal band Quiet Riot that scored a hit with “Cum on Feel the Noize,” was found dead in a Las Vegas home. He was 52. The cause was not immediately known.

I never thought I would be sentimental about a band called Quiet Riot.  As I age and musicians like DuBrow and Boston lead singer Brad Delp pass, I realize that my youth is fading away as well.  It helps me realize how my mother felt when, in 1981, she sorrowfully told me that John Lennon had been killed.  Rest in peace, Kevin DuBrow.  And thanks for memories.

More filth from the “religion of peace”

Filed under: Idiots, Islam — E the Wise @ 6:00 pm

Yet another incident in a long line of contemptible actions from members of the “religion of peace” as a teacher is arrested for letting her class name a teddy bear ‘Muhammad.’

A British primary school teacher has been arrested in Sudan, accused of insulting Islam’s Prophet by letting her class of 7-year-olds name a teddy bear Muhammad, her school said on Monday.

Colleagues of Gillian Gibbons told Reuters they feared for her safety after receiving reports that young men had already started gathering outside the Khartoum police station where the Liverpool woman was being held.

Teachers at Unity High School in central Khartoum said Gibbons, 54, made an innocent mistake and simply let her pupils choose their favorite name for the toy as part of a school project.

I wonder how many of the peaceful guys sitting outside the police station waiting to ambush the poor lady are named ‘Muhammad?’  One wouldn’t want to defile the name of the prophet lest his peaceful followers who bear that same name kill you for letting kids name a stuffed animal!  When will Islam realize what a detestible joke its radical followers have made it?

November 25, 2007

Teen Girls Hunted By Sharks In Australia!

Filed under: Uncategorized — hairybeast @ 1:20 pm

STRANDED on a rusty piece of sunken ship, these two teenage girls were forced to watch helplessly as two sharks circled them for 40 minutes off a NSW beach.

The 14-year-olds thought they were going to be fish food as they waited to be rescued at Byron Bay on Wednesday. (more…)

Sonny Lubick: Simply The Definition Of Class!

Filed under: Sports, Uncategorized — pg - your humble messenger @ 12:54 pm

The homepage on my browser is set to ESPN.com. This morning when it came up I was greeted with this…

DENVER — Sonny Lubick, the winningest coach in Colorado State University history and a man known for his graciousnous win or lose, began negotiating his departure as Rams football coach on Saturday, according to a published report.

Then in the typical understated fashion Lubick in known for…lubick_sonny.jpg

 Lubick told the newspaper he didn’t want to do anything that would hurt the school’s image. He remains popular, and there has been no public call for his ouster from alumni.

“I love the school, the student body, everything. I had 15 years here so good I would not want to destroy or hurt anybody,” he said. “These were the best 15 years for any coach, and for all the coaches who worked with me.”

I have never been accused of being a Ram’s fan; though I do pull for them when they are not playing CU. I certainly am a Sonny Lubick fan. He brought class, honesty and dignity to the state of Colorado.

I hope he leaves on his own terms, and this Buff will always think of him fondly. Thanks Sonny!

DePalma’s “Redacted” Newest B.O. Flop

Filed under: Uncategorized — hairybeast @ 9:56 am

Autumn has always been a tough time for Hollywood. Sandwiched between the summer and winter blockbuster seasons, Tinseltown typically uses Fall months to clear out the dregs. But this year it was supposed to be different. This year Hollywood was going to put the final nail in the Iraq War Coffin.

Here’s how it was supposed to work: last winter, with the war at its lowest ebb, the new Democratic majority was going to organize their opposition - get committees up and running, subpoena witnesses and start investigating. By spring, investigations of Chimpy Bushitler would be digging up bucketfuls of useful dirt and the Surge would be painted as stillborn. Summer would see a barrage of news stories and demonstrations in favor of “Peace”, which would mobilize the electorate so that by September General Petraeus’ progress report to Congress could safely be ignored - assuming it was anything other than bad. Hollywood was going to keep up the pressure and release (into what is traditionally their weakest time of the year) a half dozen or so anti-war flicks which they expected scads of pissed-off Americans to snap up.

But it all went horribly wrong. Or right, depending on your perspective. The “Summer Of Peace” was a flop, Petraeus reported genuine progress in Iraq and the Surge worked. There were no pissed-off crowds of people to flock to theaters in the zillions.

Plus, the movies sucked.

Enter Brian DePalma’s “Redacted”. It opened to rave reviews this summer at Cannes (the French LOVED it - strike one) and Venice film festivals. By now you are all familiar with the plot - a retread of DePalma’s 1980’s Michael J. Fox and Sean Penn Vietnam “Platoon”-clone “Casualties Of War”. Some soldiers commit rape and laugh about it, others condemn them. Everybody leaves the theater awash in smugness. DePalma eschews traditional narrative film style for a showy “Look-Ma-How-Cool-I’m-Directing!” faux documentary technique using “found” film footage captured by supposed security cams and home video.

This film took in just $25,628 in its opening weekend in 15 theaters, which means roughly 3,000 people saw it in the entire country. Twenty-five G’s is about one month’s mortgage payment for your typical Hollywood star. For perspective; a Joe Strummer documentary [of punk-rock band The Clash] playing in fewer theaters made more in its third week. Disastrous!

Despite tons of sympathetic reviews and free publicity, viewers are avoiding “Redacted” like a puddle of Hobo-Vomit at the entrance to the Mall. Hollywood Moguls probably wish that the writer’s strike had come a year earlier.

Dan Rather - Old Fart!

Filed under: Uncategorized — hairybeast @ 1:10 am

As ConClub’s newest contributor, the Beast wants to get off on the right foot by fulfilling a request: the following piece appeared on The Beast’s blog a short while back and E The Wise suggested The Beast crosspost it here.

Dan Rather - Old Fart! 

Poor old Dan Rather is in his dotage. It’s time to take away the matches and the keys. It is no longer safe to allow him out on his own. He has lurched publicly into the “I’ve-fallen-and-I-can’t-get-up” twilight of advanced age. He has officially become an Old Fart. How do we know this?

The Hairy Beast’s father, The Senior Beast, often said he was able to pinpoint the exact moment his dad turned into an Old Fart.

“I was driving down route eleven towards Lake Winnipesaukee with my dad in the passenger seat and he suddenly turned to me and said ‘Y’know, just because the speed limit sign says fifty five, that don’t mean you have to go fifty five!’.”

“So I dropped down to fifty and soon enough I had a line of about thirty cars backed up behind us. Some passed, others blew their horn. I was mortified but your Grandfather just sat there smiling and bitching about Roosevelt. After a few minutes I couldn’t stand the embarrassment anymore and I sped back up. He turned to complain and I said “Pop, give me a break, these people all hate us now!” He smiled and said ‘We’re doing them a favor - we’re making them slow down!’.”

The Grandpa Beast was lucky, in a way. He had his Old Fart (pronounced “Old Fahht” in New Hampshire Dialect) Moment in front of only a few dozen people. And it was anonymous. Poor old Dan Rather’s is happening in front of the entire world. Yes, Ol’ Dan is now officially an Old Fart.

Let’s look at what makes an Old Fart an Old Fart.

1. Still Angry After All These Years.
For Old Farts, the outrage they felt over the Smoot-Hawley Tariff is just as fresh today as it was Way Back When. This ire is like a well-aged Gumbo simmering away for decades in their mental pot. It is prone to boil over at any moment and often does, particularly at the most inappropriate times. Who has not been treated to the spectacle of an Old Fart suddenly shrieking with purple-faced choler over Truman’s firing of MacArthur halfway through a wedding?

Compare this to Old Man Rather, who bitches bitterly about his forced early retirement from CBS at the unripe age of 73 and has filed a $70 million lawsuit against his former employer over it. The rest of us had all but forgotten about his role in Memogate, or filed it away in a corner of our mind reserved for specially fond memories, but not Ol’ Dan. He’s plenty hot over it still. And of course he has to embarrass his friends by pitching a huge public fit, prompting them to whisper to each other the time-honored question; “Why hasn’t his family been making him take his medication?”.

2. “I don’t care what you say he did - Stalin saved us all!”
your typical Old Fart is constitutionally unable to recognize anybody elses’ point of view. The advance of the ages has warped their memory and their perspective. They no longer recall their own mistakes or arguments to the contrary, and they don’t care to hear it anyway. Everybody else will have to cater to them and their whims. If they don’t like it they can just pass or blow their horn. Ol’ Dan doesn’t seem to care that he smeared the President with a story predicated on forged documents just weeks before a national election. He appears to have never considered that he and his producers jettisoned the most basic principles of journalism. He’s right and the rest of Planet Earth is wrong.

3. Outbursts.
Old Farts say irrational stuff like “The documents may be fake but the story’s accurate.” without a shred of embarrassment.

4. Whoops - There Goes That Hip Again!
Old Farts have accidents. They pee themselves in church and set fire to the kitchen trying to heat up a can of beans. They file meritless $70 million dollar lawsuits against their former employers.

5. Everything Old Was Better, Especially If It Was Worse.
Your typical Old Fart will exclaim “When I was a kid back in the Devonian Period we had twenty one percent less oxygen in our atmosphere but we didn’t mind! We made do with what we had!” Ol’ Dan constantly points to his glory days at CBS as a triumph wherein he took over a first place news show and brought it firmly down to third, but it was better.

Well, compared to Katie Couric, maybe we can give him this one.

November 24, 2007

Justices to rule on D.C. gun ban

Filed under: Uncategorized — Dave - the Infidel Sage @ 12:39 am

2nd Amendment ruling could affect laws nationwide

The Supreme Court announced yesterday that it will determine whether the District of Columbia’s strict firearms law violates the Constitution, a decision that will raise the politically and culturally divisive issue of gun control just in time for the 2008 elections.

The court’s examination of the meaning of the Second Amendment for the first time in nearly 70 years carries broad implications for gun-control measures locally and across the country.

The District has the nation’s most restrictive law, essentially banning private handgun ownership and requiring that rifles and shotguns kept in private homes be unloaded and disassembled or outfitted with a trigger lock. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit declared it unconstitutional last year, becoming the first appeals court to overturn a gun-control law because of the Second Amendment.

For years, legal scholars, historians and grammarians have debated the meaning of the amendment because of its enigmatic wording and odd punctuation: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

And in completely unrelated news I renewed my concealed handgun permit for another five years last week and my brother in law and his best friend just got theirs as well. You’ve got to love being an American. And if you are in need of an inexpensive firearm (every freedom loving man should have at least one) you can pick up a WWII era Mosin-Nagant rifle for under $100 dollars. I can get a carbine model locally for $88.88. You can’t beat that. 

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I’m shocked, aren’t you?

Filed under: 2008 Presidential campaigns, Idiots, Liberals — Dave - the Infidel Sage @ 12:06 am

Some fun with the latest Democratic presidential debate. In a nutshell, CNN’s six “undecided voters” were:

A Democratic Party bigwig
An antiwar activist
A Union official
An Islamic leader
A Harry Reid staffer
A radical Chicano separatist

November 22, 2007

Conclub Conclave official minutes; 11/21/07

Filed under: Entertainment, Fun, blogging, business — E the Wise @ 12:47 pm

Again, here are the minutes to the semi-annual Conclub Conclave.  These meetings always take place the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and the first Friday in June.  I have been given the herculian task of taking vigorous notes and recording the events.

 6:05 - Dave arrives at the Duke.  He sits at a table close to the entrance of the dart room.  Since the place is virtually empty and there is no live music, there is no need to adjourn to the dart room.  Juke box music plays over the speakers but not too loud.  Dave orders a pitcher of Bud light and settles in wondering if others will show up. 

6:35 - E and DFV arrive.  Dave welcomes the duo with gifts of civil war maps, Ronald Reagan library post cards American flag stickers and John Adams dollar coins.  Discussion about the coin from last June given by Dave leads all to conclude that he gifted George Washington dollars.  The minutes from the last meeting indicate they were wrong.

7:00  -  The group settles in with another pitcher and discussion of universal salvation.   DFV agrees with it, Dave doesn’t, E tends to side with Dave but mostly rides the fence in the discussion.   Conversation morphs into conclub business.  The trio reevaluates their goal from last June to be at 300 hits per day by year end.  Needless to say, the current 1200 hits per day is a modest step up from that.  They agree that next June, we should be at 2000 but it has to come from controversy and comments.   Dave and E continue to hammer DFV on his extended absence.  This absence is attributed to a general lack of posting, a lack of knowing what is going on in politics (thus the occasional education posts when he does post) and sheer laziness.  The Scribe is summarily censured by E and Dave with a 2/3 vote.  DFV is made to realize that if this keeps up we won’t meet goals.  Agreements include the need to push the left-right format by somehow giving Andre and Wes more thoughful liberals to add to their misguided views.  Changing the site format is a priority, though none know how (Wes?).    Blogger software is discussed.  Having a web designer is discussed.  Giving Wes the ability to remake the site is discussed.  All options are tabled for comments on the minutes to see how to proceed.  E orders a french dip (terrible) and a side salad.  DFV and Dave choose not to eat. 

7:55  -  The three get up for the first smoke.  While in the restroom, Guru Steve calls DFV and informs the three of the reason for his absence.  All is forgiven.  Outside conversation continues with blog business.

8:15  -  Back inside, the three discuss other blogs.  A stat counter is agreed upon for the site but again, none have a clue about how to do it.  E reminds all that sites like Common Sense have their own URL but run their stuff through WordPress.  How they do it and how they benefit from the arrangement is anyones guess.  Perhaps Dana can give us some helpful ideas. 

8:30  -  The Nuggets game is on.

8:45  - DFV and E order shots of Jaeger.  Dave winces at the thought.  Another pitcher.

9:00 - more smoking.  Discussion is about work and careers.

9:15 - All order shots of a drink called a “wet pussy.”  Its really just a foofy sweet shot but it tastes good so they don’t mind.  Another pitcher is brought.  Discussion turns to football and our wild ways as high schoolers.  It is agreed that Guns N Roses kicks ass.

10:00  -  back outside. Winston Churchill is the topic

10:15  -  More on universal salvation.  DFV didn’t get a satisfactory answer the first time so he brings the subject back up.  Discussion continues for another 45 minutes on the topic.

11:05  -  Back outside.  DFV heads to the nearest convenience store. 

11:15  - Back inside.  DFV breaks out the discussion of kids, sex, adolescent behavior.  Discussion is spirted but when the talk turns to HPV vaccine for girls, it turns explosive.  E says that wife has made a decision and alludes to fact that discussion on the topic between he and his wife is over.  DFV thinks that is “fucking stupid.”  A shouting match insues about the role that fathers should have in many health related issues with daughters.  DFV - “you’re fucking stupid, you have no fucking clue about science”  E - “oh, you’re the fucking expert on 12 year olds now based on the hour you spend with them?”  A detente is reached when both conclude that for the most part, if a father agrees with a decision, there is little need for discussion or argument on the topic with his spouse.  More shots are ordered.

midnight - back outside

1:30  - After more beer and shots, the three adjourn and head home. 

Next meeting, Friday May 30 or Friday June 6, 2008

Goals by then:  Hairy Beast contributor, two more liberals, 2000 hits per day, new site format, site meter. 

November 21, 2007

The Necessity of Thanksgiving

Filed under: Culture — Dave - the Infidel Sage @ 1:14 pm

The following is reprinted with the permission of the author. - Dave

THE FOUNDATION


Freedom From Want by Norman Rockwell, 1943

“Tomorrow being the day set apart by the Honorable Congress for public Thanksgiving and Praise; and duty calling us devoutly to express our grateful acknowledgements to God for the manifold blessings he has granted us, the General… earnestly exhorts, all officers and soldiers, whose absence is not indispensably necessary, to attend with reverence the solemnities of the day.” —George Washington (December 17, 1777)

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Dave’s Quote of the Day

Filed under: History, Immigration — Dave - the Infidel Sage @ 11:24 am

This is Truly Disgusting

Filed under: Military issues — Andre the Defiant @ 12:04 am

I hope my right-wing friends can refute this, I really do, because this makes me want to throw fire-bombs at the Pentagon:

The U.S. Military is demanding that thousands of wounded service personnel give back signing bonuses because they are unable to serve out their commitments.

To get people to sign up, the military gives enlistment bonuses up to $30,000 in some cases.

Now men and women who have lost arms, legs, eyesight, hearing and can no longer serve are being ordered to pay some of that money back.

If this is true the entire General Staff should be sacked.

Update:  For the record, I don’t blame Bush or the GOP directly for this, assuming it is true.  I do, however, blame them for the state our military is in, which indirectly led to this.

Clinton ruined the military, indeed.

November 20, 2007

Saturday Night Souse

Filed under: Saturday Night Souse — E the Wise @ 11:18 pm

Dedicated to the Demon Rum and all her acquaintances 

Thanksgiving Edition!

“I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the ‘history’ I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it comes to holidays) mainstream America’s traditions tend to be over-eating, shopping, or getting drunk, I suppose it’s a miracle that the concept of giving thanks even surfaces at all.”  -  Ellen Orleans
Perhaps the greatest service Conclub can provide her readers is to provide a guide to Thanksgiving libations.  This special Tuesday edition of SNS should give you guide as to what to shop for at the liquor supermart.  Behold the Thanksgiving drink timeline.  Adjust for travel as necessary.

Morning - Between 8 and 9:30 a.m.  The Drink - Mimosa   The Rationale - Solid morning post coffee and paper drink.  Good toaster with relatives in town.    This excellent drink consists of three parts champagne and two parts chilled orange juice.   

 One is good but if you eat a nice breakfast, two will really help shake the cobwebs off.

Now here is where the schedule gets tricky; if you live on the East coast, you might need to have a filler drink.  I suggest coffee with a nip of E & J’s brandy.  But if you are done with morning drinks, its best to have a spot of egg nog with some bourbon.  Everything else can be scheduled around the games.  All times are MST.

10:30 a.m.  Green Bay at Detroit   Finally, a Detroit Lions game that will be good.    The Drink - Your first and second beers (a nice lager is recommended)   The Rationale-its football. . . figure it out

Noonish/into the second half    The Drink - A Tom Collins  The Rationale - a nice tweener as you converse and graze at the snack table.  Combine 1 oz. lemon juice, 2 ozs Gin, 3 ozs. Club Soda, a cherry, an orange slice, and a tsp. superfine sugar.  Combine the sugar, lemon juice and gin in a shaker with ice.  Finish with the club soda and garnish with the orange and cherry.  Since a collins glass is stupid looking, just serve in a nice red plastic cup.  They’re all stacked on the snack table anyway.

2:15 p.m.  New York Jets at Dallas   The Drink - Beer  (go ahead and dig into the Sam Adams holiday brew)  The Rationale - you need to be drunk to believe this game will be worth a shit.

Halftime into the second half of this game -  Make sure this is when dinner is ready.  Don’t worry about dinner bleeding into the second half.  The game will be over anyway.  The drink - A nice Chardonay or Riesling with the meal  The Rationale - these two wines go great with turkey.  Sometimes a red can be too overpowering but if you only have a red, chalk it up to inexperience. 

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
- Erma Bombeck

Following dinner but before the third game   The Drink - One more beer.  This time, go for the Guinness in the garage refrigerator.  If you have no Guinness, any ale will do.  The Rationale - you need something to help dinner settle.  Why not a heavy ale to keep you full.

6:15  The Colts at the Falcons.  Somehow I thought the Chiefs were supposed to be playing but whatever.   In any event, the ladies will be wanting to have pie at this time.  Just go with it.    The drink - perhaps a nice Pinon Gris or Port with your pumpkin pie?  The Rationale - Those wines taste better with pie.  I suggest drinking the wine from one of those red plastic cups on the now-defunct snack table.

Second half of the Indy game   The nightcap - An Irish coffee  The Rationale - Irish coffee is a great way to finish a day of gluttonous eating and drinking.  Mix 1.5 oz of Irish whiskey with coffee and 1 tsp. of brown sugar.  Float some heavy cream on the top but don’t mix.  Enjoy the rest of the game.

Obligatory Disclaimer: Saturday Night Souse® and Conclub do not mean to imply that Thanksgiving is a day where you sit on your ass and drink like a fish while the ladies do all the work.  But even if you were to actually attempt to pull your weight on this day you would only get in the way.  So sit down, belly up, and enjoy the company and the games.  And ignore the ladies that keep bitching that you don’t do anything. 

And from our families to yours, Happy Thanksgiving!

Bush lied about leak! Ah, not so fast.

Filed under: Bush, Idiots, Liberals, Politics — pg - your humble messenger @ 8:39 pm

Before anyone gets all in a lather, what you think you heard, well, you really didn’t. Former Bush Press Secretary Scott McClellan’s publisher in attempt to create publicity for McClellan’s new book, which he succeeded in doing in spades, “leaked” this little tidbit today…

“I stood at the White House briefing room podium in front of the glare of the klieg lights for the better part of two weeks and publicly exonerated two of the senior most aides in the White House: Karl Rove and Scooter Libby,” McClellan, 39, wrote. “There was one problem. It was not true.”

McClellan wrote that he “unknowingly passed along false information. And five of the highest-ranking officials in the administration were involved in my doing so: Rove, Libby, the vice president, the president’s chief of staff, and the president himself.”

Moonbats the world over are going to stay up late tonight enjoying what they believe is their sweet vindication! Only problem is, it won’t be.

This pretty little nugget so artfully presented is the truth, just not the whole true. There is just a little more…

McClellan doesn’t suggest that Bush deliberately lied to him about Libby’s and Rove’s involvement in the leak, said Peter Osnos, founder and editor-in-chief of Public Affairs Books, which is publishing McClellan’s memoir next year.

“He told him something that wasn’t true, but the president didn’t know it wasn’t true,” Osnos said in a telephone interview. “The president told him what he thought to be the case.”

I don’t suppose that the fact that being incorrect and lying are two different things to get in the way of the Moonbat’s orgy of delight in pinning this on Bush. It never stopped them from doing it regarding WMDs.

Creating stem cells?

Filed under: Science — pg - your humble messenger @ 10:48 am

 

There are still challenges to overcome, but it looks like a real breakthrough has taken place in creating stem cells.

In the quest to treat difficult diseases, researchers have created human embryonic stem cells without destroying embryos or using hard-to-get eggs. The technique may prove to be easier, cheaper, and more ethically appealing than an alternative approach that requires cloning.

Two separate teams of researchers say they have sidestepped the cloning method and reprogrammed mature human cells into a primordial, embryonic-like state. Those cells were then transformed into other tissue types, such as heart cells. The long-term hope is that such freshly-created tissue may, for example, be used to heal a heart-attack patient.

This is good news for a number of reasons: First because it does away with the inherent dilemma of cloning a human and destroying that life to harvest stem cells.

It will also do away with the challenge of having to put all patients on immunosuppressant medication who receive a treatment using embryonic stem cells. This is something the embryonic lobby does not like to get out. Funny that!

Many scientists have believed that stem cells’ grand promise would more likely be fulfilled if they created an embryonic clone of a patient, and then harvested that clone for fresh tissue. Heart, nerve or other cells obtained that way would have a singular advantage: They wouldn’t trigger an immune response from patient because they’d share the same DNA.

If successful, then maybe we can get past the likes of Michael J. Fox participating in those dog and pony shows.

November 19, 2007

My Latest Contribution

Filed under: Political Correctness, blogging — Dave - the Infidel Sage @ 11:58 pm

…at Watchblog is up if you want to ’sneak a peek’.

Tis the Season to be PC

Sip a Milkshake with your girl before she shops at night for shoes in, well, in….Baghdad?

Filed under: Congress, Idiots, Liberals, The Iraq War, Uncategorized — pg - your humble messenger @ 9:19 pm

 

“I believe … that this war is lost, and this surge is not accomplishing anything, as is shown by the extreme violence in Iraq this week,”

Harry “Help The Enemy” Reid, April 2007

It seems that even though we lost the war young lovers are meeting in cafes after dark for romantic dinners. The surge is such a bust that Baghdad is coming alive after dark.

The gaudy orange, green and purple electronic palm trees flashing in the dark alert you that you’re getting close to one of Baghdad’s bustling nightspots.
The palms, like a mirage, can be seen from way down the darkened streets, lighting up the night and giving a promise of normality in the otherwise bleak and deserted capital, ravaged by four years of insurgency and sectarian strife.

And then, suddenly, you’ve arrived and the mirage has become an oasis of generator-driven light; a colourful jumble of trendy juice bars, cosy restaurants, fruit shops, roadside eateries and fish vendors, where children play, families dine and lovers meet.

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Neocon News: Conservatives do have a sense of humor!

Filed under: Conservatives, Humor, Politics — pg - your humble messenger @ 7:33 pm

Neocon News is a site I frequent and have on my news feeder. The site’s authors have a take on things that I find at times insightful, and their parodies are quite funny. Satire is alive and well on the right…

We are among those that have become most feared in the past seven years. The neoconservatives, those rapscallions who stole both presidential elections, and wormed our way into Iraq. Our names are shouted at aboutneocon1.jpgprotests by people who have to pop an extra Vitamin B tablet just to get up in the morning because their tofu has left them without real nourishment. But does anyone really know what a neoconservative means anymore? Does it matter?

It really doesn’t. What does matter is that if you spend enough time on the internet, you’ll hear about the neocons. Just know that if the moniker “Neocon” strikes fear into the heart of your political opponent, makes them draw the covers up in fear of grand conspiracies, or even gets tongues waggling– there’s no reason not to use it.

I think fellow ConClub members and readers can appreciate how that statement appeals to me. Check the site out when you get a chance. Remember, anyone who gives Harry Reid this much crap can’t be all bad. Click on more to see a few of their parodies. (more…)

This is so, so screwed up.

Filed under: Culture, Idiots, Sociology — Wes @ 10:58 am

Ga. boys ages 8 and 9 charged with rape

Three boys ages 8 and 9 were being held Monday in a detention center on charges of kidnapping and raping an 11-year-old girl in the woods near a suburban apartment complex, officials said.

The alleged attack happened Thursday and the girl’s mother reported it to authorities Sunday, Acworth police Capt. Wayne Dennard said.
. . . .
Prosecutors had not received the case report from police on Monday, nor had they decided whether to try the suspects as adults.

This makes me ill. This is the city where I live, by the way. I’m in Paulding County, not in the Cobb County section, but I go through there every day. I don’t know where those apartments are, but I have a good idea, and despite being called suburban Atlanta, this city is far removed from the metro area.

So when I say that it’s not insane to give out birth control to middle schoolers, this is why I say that. Obviously, there is some enormous aberration in these kids’ lives that has completely screwed them up. But I know this much, it wasn’t being offered contraceptives, and I am not certain, but I’d bet anything that Cobb County teaches abstinence only. These boys are rapists and extremely messed up, but do you really want to say that there aren’t kids that age that are probably having consensual sex? We either address this issue or we ignore it, but it is there. It ain’t the moral kids we need to worry about.

But all that aside, the fact that there’s a poor 11 year old girl out there that is dealing with this wrecks my day. You know that everyone at the school already knows who it is. Nobody should have to carry that around.

November 18, 2007

Redacted is the “most disgusting, most hateful, most incompetent, most revolting, most loathsome cinematic work”. . . look for it to win more awards

Filed under: Europe, Idiots, Liberals, Military issues, The Iraq War — E the Wise @ 7:55 pm

Most have heard of the Brian DePalma film Redacted by now.  The movie is a treasonous look at a single act of crime committed by Marines in 2006.  Those few individuals have since been prosecuted.  But leave it to twisted leftists like DePalma and financier Mark Cuban to heap nothing but scourn on the entire military while providing fodder for future terror organizations to carry on their jihad.  Just don’t question their patriotism.  Here is what Michael Medved had to say about the film:

I am actually one of the few people in the country who has seen the new movie. It is called “Redacted” … And let me just tell you, before I go to actually reviewing it: It could be the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I mean, the out and out worst, most disgusting, most hateful, most incompetent, most revolting, most loathsome, most reprehensible cinematic work I have ever encountered. This is having reviewing movies for more than 25 years. [It] covers a lot of disgusting ground, but none more disgusting than ‘Redacted,’ which portrays the Marine Corps, one of the finest organizations ever assembled by human beings, portrays the U.S. Marine Corps, as corrupt, vicious, racist killers and rapists … (snip) …

It portrays the members of our Marine Corps in the most disgusting way imaginable. They hang out in barracks, drunk or stoned, with Confederate flags all over the place. And the head Marine, who is the leading rapist and murderer, is a big fat guy, I mean, hugely out of shape, right - just the typical Marine (sarcastic) - Marines tend not to look like that - big fat guy, overhanging belly, cigar-chomping, loud-mouthed, sort of fair-complexion. His name is Rush. Nothing in movies is an accident. They’re clearly trying to indict and smear Rush Limbaugh by saying that secretly he wants to rape and abuse 14-year old girls and murder them and then burn their bodies … (snip) …

Oh and by the way, the film earned a Silver Lion “Best Director” award at the Venice film festival.  Which shows you just how disgusting, hateful, incompetent, revolting, and loathsome Europe can be.

Wow!

Filed under: Entertainment — Andre the Defiant @ 1:52 am

Go watch…

Sorry, but I’ll be in mourning on Thanksgiving

Filed under: Culture, Political Correctness — Dave - the In