The Constitution Club

“It’s not as messy or as hard as some may think/ It’s all about the flow of the wrist … You’ll feel the knife hit the wind and food pipe/ But Don’t Stop/ Continue with all your might.” It is not as bad as it seems; your messenger has it on good authority that she has a job set up with Hallmark. Yes, they are opening up a new Jihad division.

A “stunning victory for human rights and a reminder of the power of global protest.” Sure it it! Nothing funny here, nothing funny at all. File this under: Just who in the hell do you dipshits think you are dealing with?

As to how she got the job in the first place, the only thing that comes to your messenger’s mind is that she was a limber dish 70 years ago! It is not like she just recently got this obnoxiously senile.

“When it mattered most, an entire generation of Americans stepped forward to protect our freedom and to defend liberty. Their devotion to duty and willingness to serve a cause greater than self helped secure our future and our way of life. Liberty prevailed because of the sacrifice of these courageous patriots, and America and her allies preserved a world where democracy could flourish. Our Nation remains forever in the debt of these brave Americans.” Thank you dad. 

Never let it be said you don’t give a shit. In fact give a shit for the holidays. A whole ‘nother meaning to a yule log!

What kind of wine would you serve with it? Your messenger is sure it is succulent and sweet, but do you think its kosher? Do you think the store will get threatened by radical Jews due to the insult? Yeah didn’t think so.

“Academy award-winning actor,outspoken war critic, and political activist Sean Penn is scheduled to deliver a major political address here today  that aides describe as “a blistering indictment of political leaders and an impassioned endorsement of Presidential proportions.” Stop laughing, its not funny. Obama thought he had it made with Oprah.

If its 12-7, the pinup has to be Betty! During WWII, more than 5 million copies of this poster of Betty Grable were sent to GI’s overseas.