The Constitution Club

“Sweet baby Jesus. I need a shower. And a new set of eyes.” We could be behind the curve on this one, but its milk through the nose hilarious! Funny, your messenger had Drew Carey pegged as a hobosexual! Be sure to check the older posts.

You think your messenger exaggerates don’t you? “This has got to be imposed on people whether they like it or not.” (David Thompson’s site is always worth a glance)

Remember folks they do all this without the help of an ACLU! “Four federal agencies dealing with Mohamud all cited his privacy rights as a reason for not warning the public or disclosing whether he is now in an immigration lockup or in a minimal-security halfway house, as parole officials recommended.” Your messenger bets that they will tell ya where Mark Steyn is!

Hey besides the pimps, human trafficking, money laundering and drug abuse its a victimless activity! You have to love how out of touch Libertarians can be at times. Of course in the Netherlands the have no age of consent either. “The city is not afraid of losing the “boorish Brits” who currently throng the 800-year-old district, he said, adding they should be replaced by tourists wanting to see its churches.” You gotta love em!

A stomach turning idea for the hard to shop for would be terrorist. “It strikes me as being incitement to terrorism. I hope that the people that distribute the material will be arrested and charged.”

In showing solidarity with their Canadian brethren: Hojatolislam Hassani declared “These women and their husbands and their fathers must die” Your messenger remembers when his sister was sent home by the nuns for having her skirt too short. Talk about a tuff dress code. Well its not like Hassani is nuts or anything, in 2002 he went after the underlying problem of Iranian society. “I demand the judiciary arrest all dogs with long, medium or short legs – together with their long-legged owners. Otherwise I’ll do it myself,” said the outspoken cleric, who leads Friday prayers in the north-western city of Urumiyeh. “In our country there is freedom of speech, but not freedom for corruption,” he said.

“My virginity was restored in a delicate operation just last week…” Speechless here! Pakistan 90210. Cue Madonna!

Huckabee garners the sought after British Columbia Sikh Community endorsement!

I bet the bastard’s will have immunity for this too!

We thought Mike Nifong was bad. In the UK they arrest 12 year old boys for tossing their weenies!   In his defence the wiener hefting hooligan declared: “I know I shouldn’t have done it but he was going on at me like he usually does so I just threw it at him.” The poor little dude “was arrested, held in a cell and hauled before the courts four times at a cost to the taxpayer of more than £10,000.” Well we throw condoms at them I guess. Who are we to brag? Now your messenger could see this if the old guy was Muslim, as it was a pork sausage after all. You have to love it, they actually have a photo of it! 

The New Yorker of the year: The American Soldier. “No one put more at risk. No one asked for less in return. No one made more profound sacrifices. No one did more for the city, the state, the nation. No one made a greater difference.”

Well sure, seeing how you handled the situation so well from the start.  “It’s an issue for Europe to sort out.”  “Has Sarkozy forgotten so quickly that the United States bailed out Europe in the Balkans even after the 1991 declaration by Luxembourg’s foreign minister Jacques Poos that “This is the hour of Europe?” Yes he sure seems to have.

OH THE HUMANITY! ”The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted” I Saw (Some Lady) Groping Santa Claus!

Preparing for defense cuts if the Dems win the White House. The Harry Reid approach. Again, we may be behind the curve, but we are proud of our ignorance!

Under the category of: “I wish I said this” Mary Madigan at Exit Zero  observed “I know Pat’s overblown hubris, ideology and greed are responsible for some of our problems, but I don’t think he needs to take all of the blame.” regarding the title of Pat Buchanan’s new book “Day of Reckoning: How Hubris, Ideology, and Greed Are Tearing America Apart”