The Constitution Club

Your messenger really hates to do it to the guy, but it is his own fault. He earned his own kiss of death by writing something worthy (I know, sick isn’t it) of inclusion in the messenger. Sorry Mike, but it is really your own fault.

OK: given all of this, Fred is looking better and better. My additions to ‘You might be a Fredhead if you think- ‘.. that the only video you want to see on terrorists is from the camera of a Predator before they disappear in a flash... that Harry Reid proves that some kids weren’t beat up enough on the schoolyard playground.. that affairs in the White House should be political in nature, not extramarital.. that environmentalism should start with reducing government paper wasted on printing non-English documentation.

“We did not want to give the signal of a withdrawal, which would have been a detestable signal at a time when we see the ravages that terrorism can do to the world,” Your messenger is liking this guy more and more. What some people want to know why Harry “Run Away!” Reid, and John “The So Called War On Terror” Edwards do not get this next statement. “A war, a war against terrorism, against fanaticism, is being played out here, that we cannot, that we must not lose.” OH yeah, the picture credit source for Carla Bruni. You have to hand it to Nick.

To further goodwill the US and Canada, your messenger would like to turn The Wise and The Scribe on to a weekly posting on Dust My Broom called Friday Night Blues and Beer. It looks like Tree Brewing’s seasonal Spiced Mid-Winter Ale is the subject of issue #86. Lefthand Freddy and the Aces are #86s musical offering. Who knows, the trackback may turn them on to Saturday Night Souse and Wednesday Night Blues on here. You guys have been slacking it is worth mentioning. The Guru has a valid reason on the music end, provider troubles. Why you guys haven’t been drinking nobody knows.

Your messenger is was opposed to the death penalty. There comes a point where you realize that certain creatures are too obnioxiously stupid to live. That is the case here. Yes, execute the attorney who made the motion, the slime that killed the victim should get life without parole. Again it is amazing that people manage this without the ACLU. (HT to DMB)

Ahead of the curve once more: Your messenger saying for a while that Uncle Paul was going to run as a third party candidate after he was repudiated and humiliated by the Republican Party. Just a little while ago he declared he would not do this, now he wont rule it out. Only Doc Paul could get me to agree with TalkLeft: “He’s a dangerous nut.” Got to them through Alan at Fresh Bilge, who shares a similar view.

Category of Lets Get Real: “Under the unfortunate circumstance that this matter remains unresolved,…I will ask the Senate Commerce Committee to hold hearings on how the emergence…” That quote is from John F***ing Kerry. He is talking about putting the weight of the United States Senate behind an investigation of a, get this, a football game! Now I know our Beast would be bummed, but come on! The Ketchup King is not alone. “Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont and Republican Sen. Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, the chairman and ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, have threatened to reconsider the league’s federal antitrust exemption if the sides do not come to an agreement.” Dudes, this a football game which the NFL holds the rights to. Gaius at Blue Crab puts it this way…”Every, single one of these Senators is guilty of attempted extortion and are abusing their offices. Period. Try acting like elected officials and not like low-level mob enforcers, Senators.”

Some fun news for the New Year: “…it could lead to the death of between 16- 28 million Iranian civilians, and 200-800 thousand Israelis.” Conclub has and will document how the war we are fighting is global in scope, a single hot-bed is the Middle East. Pulling back into America is pie in the sky. Don’t worry, be happy, it is just all in Bush and the”neocons” minds! Have a Jolly…(through Blue Crab) 

Through our Wise One, the immortal words of Bugs: “What a Maroon!”

[The Cartman house. A delivery man walks towards it with a package and rings the bell. Cartman answers]  

Delivery Man: Package delivery for Mrs. Cartman?  

Cartman: A package? Oh, really? Well, I think I can sign for that!  

Delivery Man: Sign heah, and heah, and heah. [Cartman signs and the delivery man goes away. Cartman closes the door and dances with glee]  

Cartman: I got a Christmas present! I got a Christmas present! [stops] …Maybe I can see what it is. I’ll just open one little corner. [lifts up a corner of the wrapping] Let’s see here. [yanks the wrapping off and away] That’s good, I’ll rewrap it later! [the box reads, “LIFESIZED Blow-Up ANTONIO BANDERAS LOVE DOLL. WITH REALISTIC GENITALIA”] Oh, sweet! Life-sized blow-up Antonio Banderas love doll! With realistic geni-ta-lia. [takes the doll out] Oh, this kicks ass! What a cool Christmas present my mom got! [blows it up through the penis]

Your messenger hopes Santa brings you everything your heart desires. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of you. A special shoutout to the North Georgia Hillbillies!