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Please Help New York Find A Democrat Governor Who Doesn’t Cheat On His Spouse!

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“But I’m blind so it might have been my wife…”

The new York Democratic party is now searching frantically for a monogamous member to take the office. Early insiders include:

Emo Phillips
Big Bird
Billy Joel
Camille Paglia
Tucker Carlson
Feivel Mouse
Pee Wee Herman
Richard Simmons

Any suggestions would be gratefully accepted. Please email Idontscrewaround@NYDNC.net

“Every day is a gift.”

Written by hairybeast

March 17, 2008 at 7:03 pm

Posted in Fun

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  1. Please, God, make Emo Philips the next NY governor press secretary.

    Wes

    March 17, 2008 at 8:13 pm

  2. Emo is a good choice, Wes.

    hairybeast

    March 17, 2008 at 8:29 pm

  3. “I’ve found you can often find humor just by turning something upside down. Like a small child.”

    Wes

    March 18, 2008 at 9:16 am

  4. LOL :)

    DFV the Scribe

    March 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm

  5. “But I’m blind so it might have been my wife…” I just noticed this. How incredibly sick, and funny too.


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