Please Help New York Find A Democrat Governor Who Doesn’t Cheat On His Spouse!
“But I’m blind so it might have been my wife…”



The new York Democratic party is now searching frantically for a monogamous member to take the office. Early insiders include:
Emo Phillips
Big Bird
Billy Joel
Camille Paglia
Tucker Carlson
Feivel Mouse
Pee Wee Herman
Richard Simmons
Any suggestions would be gratefully accepted. Please email Idontscrewaround@NYDNC.net

“Every day is a gift.”





Please, God, make Emo Philips the next NY governor press secretary.
Wes
March 17, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Emo is a good choice, Wes.
hairybeast
March 17, 2008 at 8:29 pm
“I’ve found you can often find humor just by turning something upside down. Like a small child.”
Wes
March 18, 2008 at 9:16 am
LOL
DFV the Scribe
March 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm
“But I’m blind so it might have been my wife…” I just noticed this. How incredibly sick, and funny too.
pg - your humble messenger
March 18, 2008 at 6:35 pm