Constitution Club

Thankfully, the entries for the Hatemonger horrible college student poetry competition are supposed to be bad. Because mine is assuredly so.  

The Burden I Bear

Women now wear pants

And have the right to vote

Does not excuse away

6,000 years of

 patriarchal misogyny

A pillow stained with tears

For partners Steve and transgendered Eve

Who cannot wear a ring

Or call each other

Man and wife

Infanticide is liberation

The sacrifice for equality

Upon the bloody altar of convenience

The little parasite

Deserved it

The invading horde cometh

It is their birthright

Aztlan reconquered

We stole it from them

Viva Reconquista

Free the people of

Dharfur and Tibet

And victims of polygamy

But not the Afghan

Or Iraqi

Diversity and tolerance

Is a worthy creed

We must do more, not less

The Religion of Peace

Is pissed

Suicide bombers and beheaders

Are merely misunderstood

If only we had opened

A meaningful dialogue

With them

Millions of brown people

Liberated from tyranny

My pale, pasty white skin

Is still a badge

Of shame

Sharpton and Wright

Will show us how

All wisdom, knowledge and love

Really came from

Black Africa

Drowning polar bears

Floods, famine and hurricanes

Can’t stop it by myself

Time for Big Brother

The Nanny State

My carbon footprint is too large

Neutrality escapes me

I cannot sleep

Will toss and turn

All night

My car is parked out front

Polluting the air I breath

Nasty smelling, toxic fumes

Gobbling up a

Finite resource

I must repent

For my evil ways

Seek forgiveness for the sin

Of raping my mother

The earth

The guilt I feel

For all of this

Is too much to bear

I must never mate or

Ever reproduce

Riddled with remorse I must revert

To a primal state

Live in a cave

And follow the herds

Alone, nomadically