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Grand Theft Auto 7 Year Old Style

Posted in Culture by Drowning Creek on April 30th, 2008

I was speechless after watching this. It’s amazing nobody was hurt or killed.

I think somebody needs more than a spanking, maybe military school is the answer. His actual punishment: One weekend without video games. My father would have killed me. The fear of him alone would have never allowed me to even contemplate the idea of something this stupid, especially at 7.

Serious question, what do we do with kids like this? It seems he is destined to a life of crime if at the ripe old age of 7 he believes “It’s fun to do bad things”, is already sneaking smokes with his 7 year old buddy, is stealing cars and ultimately getting away with it all.

Wow

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  1. hairybeast said, on April 30th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    Little bastard. Where’s his dad?

  2. Wes said, on April 30th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    How do you deal with a future sociopath? Make them dress like a dork every single day. The other kids will help take care of the rest.

    But knowing what punishment he received tells you all you need to know. Parents don’t control their kids anymore. Don’t know how many times I’ve seen mothers in stores with kids just running around wild and all they do is just ignore them or half-heartedly ask them to stop. Maybe you actual parents can tell me different, but don’t you need to make sure that your kids at least know that if they misbehave, you’ll do more than beg them to do better?

    Also, what is up with that “related posts” crap? Can we get rid of that?

    I do have to say, too, that the new Grand Theft Auto game is pretty badass so far. I know, it’s awful, but I am a total sucker for that series. What game lets you drive cabs, chase down crooks, put out fires (I THINK this is in the new one, haven’t gotten that far yet), visit comedy clubs, watch television, go to strip clubs AND pull off heists that let you live out Reservoir Dogs? And all in a city that is painstakingly modeled after New York City.

  3. Drowning Creek said, on April 30th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Did you catch that line “I wanted to do hood-rat things with my friend.”?

    :::shaking Head:::

  4. kicksaf said, on April 30th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    He is destined for Jail if something drastic isn’t done.

    Military school might work out really well, a third-party authority figure needs to step in and discipline this child, since he is obviously not getting that from home.

    -Ak
    Kicks Aficionado

  5. thompaine said, on April 30th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    I don’t have kids either so I hesitate to judge in most cases but in this case I will open my big mouth. First off no big surprise that his granmother has custody of him which means his parents were deemed unfit to raise him. So you’ve got to figure his upbringing before grandma came into the picture had to be pretty bad. Secondly I (like the rest of you I’m sure) knew a couple of kids when I was 10 or 12 who we figured would wind up in jail and guess what… they did. And in the 2 cases I’m thiking of one kid’s father was a raging alcoholic who used to beat the crap out of him and the other kid’s father just used to beat the crap out him. My point being kids don’t wind up like this by accident.

    As for what to do with him. I just don’t know. I hate to give up on the kid at 7 as severe as his problems are but with no real parental figure in the picture I don’t think this kid’s got a chance. I mean I would love to hear the opinions of the parents in our little community but it doesn’t appear that this kid’s got a father figure so what you guys would do is pretty much a moot point. Moreover I don’t know much about your family lives but hearing snippets from Dave, the Beast etc. about your kids you guys strike me as loving parents so I can all but guarantee your kids will never wind up in this situation.

  6. Drowning Creek said, on April 30th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    The new GTA game seems like a hoot. It’s the fist time I have wanted a video game box in years, but I would feel so guilty parking myself in front of it for hours. Then again, it could be therapeutic to terrorize through a city living out a Tarantino scenario.

    Soooo…..Think of the children. Anybody got a XBox 360 they need to take from the kids to keep them from this evil game? Immediately pack it up and send to me. Go now, hurry before it’s too late.

  7. thompaine said, on April 30th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Also, what is up with that “related posts” crap? Can we get rid of that?

    Thanks Wes I was wondering about that myself.

  8. Dave the Infidel Sage said, on April 30th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    I believe it is part of the new wordpress template. It’s here to stay… They have to generate revenue and increase cross traffic somehow I guess.

  9. E the Wise said, on April 30th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    That fat little fucker needs his ass whipped for weeks straight.

  10. hairybeast said, on April 30th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    LOL! E, you got it in a nutshell! Or else he will grow up to be a spiritual advisor to Obama.

  11. Andre the Defiant said, on April 30th, 2008 at 10:47 pm

    Why couldn’t he play mailbox baseball like a proper boy? :)

  12. hairybeast said, on April 30th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    “proper boy”

    Getting britty on us, Andre?

  13. Mike O said, on May 1st, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Give me that brat for about a month and I’ll drag his sorry ass out here. My kids and the housemothers at Rakai will straighten him out quick and a diet of matoke would get some of that lard off of him. Losing video games? How about bucket baths, slot latrines and no electricity for a month?

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