Are they doing it wrong?
Chinese need to work on sex life
The average Chinese are among the least likely in the world to have an orgasm, according to the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey… And while 30 percent of Chinese males almost always climax during sex, only 13 percent of women almost always achieve orgasm.
That’s abysmal. No wonder they insist on selling us shoddy, lead covered goods, oppress and kill monks, pollute with reckless abandon, have an extreme sensitivity to criticism and still live under a totalitarian style of government.
I like the moniker ‘infidel sage’ better.
Comment by E the Wise — May 7, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
This one fits the current avatar better anyway E?
As for the topic at hand how is it possible for a people who have procreated to the point of numbering in the billions to be that sexually inept?
WACKO CONSPIRACY THEORY:
It is a plot by the Chinese governement to keep their population under control by drugging the drinking water in such as way as to render the population sexually impotent and therefore incapable of growing further.
Thanks for letting me borrow the tinfoil hat Jeff.
Comment by thompaine — May 7, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
Infrequency of orgasms leads to increased frequency of sex to compensate, hence the population issues. Duh!
Comment by Mike O — May 8, 2008 @ 9:17 pm
I knew that someone would have a good explanation for all this.
Comment by Dave - the Infidel Sage — May 8, 2008 @ 10:29 pm
They seriously need better porn.
Look what blowjob videos, bukkake clips and anal sex videos did for population growth in Europe. I won’t even mention the sex toys market. The chance of a semen actually getting within swimming distance of an ovum in the EU is so low that they have to PAY people to get pregnant.
The fearless leaders just don’t get it because they forgot to have sex years ago and focus entirely on power plays. Too bad.
Comment by Pangolin — May 9, 2008 @ 12:39 am
Pangolin, that’s pretty funny stuff.
Comment by DFV the Scribe — May 9, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
“And while 30 percent of Chinese males almost always climax during sex”
How could only 30% of males climax? What are they doing wrong? Its pretty much a given that a man will ‘blow’ during sex, it isn’t hard to achieve.
Comment by goldnsilver — May 10, 2008 @ 2:32 am
Hence my “shock” and use of the word abysmal. The Sage is no Don Juan but I’m statistically clobbering the average Chinese man in the realm of successfully completed extracurricular activities. But it has to be asked, can that statistic actually be true?
Comment by Dave - the Infidel Sage — May 10, 2008 @ 7:04 am
Perhaps due to the one-child policy, they have taken the rhythm method and adapted it. Doesn’t mean they don’t finish later on.
Comment by Wes — May 10, 2008 @ 7:33 am
This may also explain why my wife (Chinese) married outside her race
Comment by Mike O — May 10, 2008 @ 9:01 am
I think the statistics may be a little ‘iffy’. It was done by durex after all.
Comment by goldnsilver — May 10, 2008 @ 3:27 pm