Let me guess:
1) Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama (neither a rodent or a snake can be conservative)
2) Ted Kennedy and Rush Limbaugh
3) Arriane Huffington and Ann Coulter
Stalin commands that all public venues must reflect Communist values and ideals in all things. One day he takes his daughter to the Moscow Zoo. The director nervously runs to meet him.
“Welcome Comrade Stalin!” he blurts.
Stalin stares imperiously down at him. “Comrade Zoo Director, I see many animals in this place, but where is the reflection of our great effort to teach the values and ideals of Communism?” he rumbles.
“Comrade Stalin we have done as you asked!” the Director says. “Come see our new exhibit! It’s very popular!”
The Director leads Stalin and his daughter to a cage in the center of the zoo. In it is a Lion and a Lamb sleeping peacfully together. Above the cage a banner proclaims: “THE WORLD UNDER COMMUNISM!”
Stalin is impressed. “That’s wonderful!” he says. “But how did you manage it?”
The Director leans over and whispers into Stalin’s ear. “It’s easy comrade. All you have to do is put in another lamb every three or four days!”
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Let me guess:
1) Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama (neither a rodent or a snake can be conservative)
2) Ted Kennedy and Rush Limbaugh
3) Arriane Huffington and Ann Coulter
Comment by Mike O — May 9, 2008 @ 8:54 pm
There you go, name the conservative and liberal…
Comment by Dave - the Infidel Sage — May 9, 2008 @ 9:01 pm
Old Communism Joke.
Stalin commands that all public venues must reflect Communist values and ideals in all things. One day he takes his daughter to the Moscow Zoo. The director nervously runs to meet him.
“Welcome Comrade Stalin!” he blurts.
Stalin stares imperiously down at him. “Comrade Zoo Director, I see many animals in this place, but where is the reflection of our great effort to teach the values and ideals of Communism?” he rumbles.
“Comrade Stalin we have done as you asked!” the Director says. “Come see our new exhibit! It’s very popular!”
The Director leads Stalin and his daughter to a cage in the center of the zoo. In it is a Lion and a Lamb sleeping peacfully together. Above the cage a banner proclaims: “THE WORLD UNDER COMMUNISM!”
Stalin is impressed. “That’s wonderful!” he says. “But how did you manage it?”
The Director leans over and whispers into Stalin’s ear. “It’s easy comrade. All you have to do is put in another lamb every three or four days!”
Comment by hairybeast — May 9, 2008 @ 11:21 pm