Why Living So Close To Maine Can be Embarrassing Sometimes
The picture confirms that Cheech was the real brain of the team. This dude really does live in Portland.
Portlandsurfcaster From Stripers Online NH/Maine Forum:
He heard the fish were in!!!
BUT…….he says he hadn’t caught much today.

Best comment and tagline by JohnWade of Rye, NH:
I know why. He is using too light a jig for that sewer! You need to bump bottom for a hookup there.Is that Jesus? Is he back?
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Every time someone grills a steak, a hippie’s Hackysack rolls in the gutter.
Patton Oswalt
UPDATE: Btw, the fish are in! Shad and River Herring running strong in the tidal rivers, Stripers very soon.




Hmmm. My late, sainted mother is from Portland, and grew up there and in Old Orchard Beach. I still have relatives in Falmouth Foreside; could this be a long-lost great-nephew?
Pffft everyone knows botom bouncing doesn’t work in a sewer. Go with a topwater like a Zara Spook.
Stripers already running down my way Beast. No luck the week before last but I’m trying again this weekend.
Dude’s out getting his gear wet and you’re sitting high and dry blogging. It doesn’t matter what he’s wearing; he’s smarter than we are.
Give a man a fish, and he’ll be fed for a day; teach a man to fish, and he’ll never go hungry.
Dude’s out getting his gear wet and you’re sitting high and dry blogging
Good stuff!
If fishing in a sewer constitutes getting your gear wet - i.e. “fun”, you can count this Beast out. When the Beast goes fishing he catches fish.