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Why Living So Close To Maine Can be Embarrassing Sometimes

Posted in Fishing by hairybeast on May 15th, 2008

The picture confirms that Cheech was the real brain of the team. This dude really does live in Portland.

Portlandsurfcaster From Stripers Online NH/Maine Forum:

He heard the fish were in!!!


BUT…….he says he hadn’t caught much today.
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Best comment and tagline by JohnWade of Rye, NH:

I know why. He is using too light a jig for that sewer! You need to bump bottom for a hookup there.

Is that Jesus? Is he back?

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UPDATE: Btw, the fish are in! Shad and River Herring running strong in the tidal rivers, Stripers very soon.

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  1. Dana said, on May 15th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Hmmm. My late, sainted mother is from Portland, and grew up there and in Old Orchard Beach. I still have relatives in Falmouth Foreside; could this be a long-lost great-nephew?

  2. thompaine said, on May 15th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Pffft everyone knows botom bouncing doesn’t work in a sewer. Go with a topwater like a Zara Spook.

    Stripers already running down my way Beast. No luck the week before last but I’m trying again this weekend.

  3. Pangolin said, on May 16th, 2008 at 3:00 am

    Dude’s out getting his gear wet and you’re sitting high and dry blogging. It doesn’t matter what he’s wearing; he’s smarter than we are.

  4. Dana said, on May 16th, 2008 at 4:53 am

    Give a man a fish, and he’ll be fed for a day; teach a man to fish, and he’ll never go hungry.

  5. E the Wise said, on May 16th, 2008 at 7:02 am

    Dude’s out getting his gear wet and you’re sitting high and dry blogging

    Good stuff!

  6. hairybeast said, on May 16th, 2008 at 8:18 am

    If fishing in a sewer constitutes getting your gear wet - i.e. “fun”, you can count this Beast out. When the Beast goes fishing he catches fish.

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