Son Of “What Americans Know About The Politics Of Other Countries”
A little vicious for this site, The Beast continues his series of national slurs back on his original blog. A tidibit from the post:
India
1. Geography
India depends from the crotch of Asia and Africa like a half-descended testicle. It’s climate ranges from fetidly hot to bakingly hot. Life in India is somewhat akin to life inside a bamboo steamer that occasionally runs out of water. India is a land of deadly mountains, lethal deserts, pestiferous cities, malarial swamps and predacious jungles. In that sense it is not entirely unlike California with a dash of Louisiana. India swarms with deadly diseases, malignant parasites, dangerous insects, poisonous reptiles and vicious predators. India is also overpopulated, leading one to consider the possibility that as bad as these vermin are, the Indians must be worse.
gurusteve
Andre the Defiant
Wes
pg - your humble messenger
thompaine
Drowning Creek
Mo K.
Sting the Away
I almost fell out of my chair. F—ing hilarious Beast.
I came across this in a comment you made to Andre a few years ago…
I love this too. Great job Beast!
pg - your humble messenger
July 1, 2009 at 3:30 pm
A little vicious for this site…
That may be the first time anyone has accused us of having standards of decency. I think I take offense!
DFV the Scribe
July 2, 2009 at 8:25 am
But if anyone is offended by the Beast’s self-proclaimed national slurs, and they should go to his site to see just how offensive they are, those comments you will see by the person who said he was “laughing his ass off” were obviously made by a different DFV the Scribe.
DFV the Scribe
July 2, 2009 at 8:29 am
Awesome! Hilarious! And I too take offense at the “a little vicious for this site” slur. The nerve of this guy ascribing decency to a site that calls itself ‘ConClub.’
E the Wise
July 2, 2009 at 8:02 pm