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Halloween’s here kids…

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1. “Look how much candy I have here. Now, I’m going to give it all to Harold here because I like the look of him, and the rest of you can go jump in the lake.”

   “Oh, crap – a Republican.”

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   “TRESPASSERS!! *blam* *blam* *blam*

   “Oh crap – a libertarian.”

   —–

   

   Phoenician in a time of Romans

   October 26, 2009 at 10:22 pm

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2. No no no. You show your ignorance, sir. The Republicans are the ones who shoot the trespassers. The libertarians are the ones who hear about it on the Glenn Beck show the next day.

   

   Sting the Away

   October 27, 2009 at 7:26 am

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3. OK Let’s get our offensive stereotypes straight here.

   “I find your costumes offensive to the undead, devil worshipers and those who practice the art of witchcraft. ”
   Oh crap a liberal.

   “Halloween is a pagan holiday which I refuse to participate in. Get off my proch you heathens!”
   Oh crap a conservative Christian

   “Here you little cuties. Have some carrot sticks in recyclable wax paper.”
   Oh crap a Green Party member.

   “Duuuuuuuuhhhhhh me hear ding dong come answer door.”
   Oh crap a Nader supporter.

   Everyone offended yet?

   

   thompaine

   October 27, 2009 at 9:28 am

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4. “Young lady, that’s just such a pretty dress. Take this candy and come on inside and I’ll take a few pictures of it for you.”

   “oh crap, a European Hollywood Celebrity!”

   

   hairybeast

   October 27, 2009 at 11:58 am

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5. “Here some candy kids. but I’m going to give 40% to you who I really don’t like and the other two can split the rest”

   Oh crap, a third party supporter.

   

   E the Wise

   October 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm

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6. Good ones – we’re funny.

   Well, Phooey isn’t but he’s handicapped because he’s not from a country that speaks english.

   

   hairybeast

   October 27, 2009 at 6:52 pm

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