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An Infidel babe of the day?

I despise being told what I should care about and I hate the notion that someone elses alarmist rhetoric is my problem.  That is why I hold earth day and global warming nutjobs in rational contempt.  Perhaps the greatest marketing coup over the past decade has come from the Al Gores of the world convincing us all that we are in immenent danger from environmental catastrophe.  Somehow they have managed to convince the self-loathing western democracies that their behavior needs to change.  In reality, they are convincing the west to commit political, social and economic suicide.  They are impolitely asking the west to step aside so the third world can assume the role of polluters, population boomers, and economic leaders.  And why?  Because we should have some guilt complex associated with our polluting habits. 

But the reality is often quite different from the truth.  I would say that the environmental stewardship of our own ‘Farmer Dave’ or fisherman Hairy Beast is equal to that of the self-annointed nannies.  And despite the notion that only aggressive economic engineering at the hands of the social democracies of the world can save mother earth, I believe that capitalism has done quite well.  Consider the following editorial in IBD:

Buried beneath all the badgering and fear-mongering about lavish Western lifestyles is a reality that the stuck-on-green left won’t talk about and the average American isn’t aware of: The world, especially in developed nations, is a cleaner — and greener — place than it was when the environmental movement began.

Every year Steven Hayward, a scholar at the Pacific Research Institute and the American Enterprise Institute, compiles his Index of Leading Environmental Indicators. And every year, his findings contradict the alarmists’ warnings that the world is on the edge of environmental cataclysm.

From evidence “that tropical rain forests may now be expanding faster than they are being cut down” to the improving health of U.S. ocean fisheries to better outdoor air quality in American cities with the worst air pollution, Hayward shows there’s more to be optimistic about than there is to be troubled about.

The Environmental Protection Agency has also published its own Report on the environment. Last year’s report, the most recent, indicates outdoor air quality has improved, there’s been a net gain in wetland acreage, public-source drinking-water problems are uncommon and forest land is expanding after declining for a century.

Despite the gains, the dupes will still feel angry at capitalism because a hurricane strikes some coast.  They will still volutarily sit in the dark for an hour just to prove they can.  They will still believe that creating stagnation in western economies will keep the poor polar bears alive.  And they will still celebrate a ‘Holy day’ that teaches children what they should already be taught at home: throw away your trash, be a good steward of all things, and play nice.

Happy earth day suckers!

I went to school with the girl on the far right…

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Miss USA contestants of 2009

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Since it is sort of like Sunday for us teachers and assorted public servants I bring you the environmentally insensitive big game hunting timewaster.  The only thing that might make it better is if the carcasses were left on the field. . . or if these does were playing with you.

In honor of the bailout…

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She has haunting eyes…

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The Force is definitely with her.

Ok, so this was inspired by the fact that I caught the last half of the Return of the Jedi on t.v. tonight. I admit it.

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Caroline Bourgoin – Footbagger Extraordinare

I never really was very good at playing “hackey” but it was the rage in my school (I’m dating myself a bit). My absolute all time record was something like fifteen or twenty.

You’ve got to love Youtube

Perhaps the Beast has a fishing buddy we don’t know about?

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Just cleaning out the archives. Here’s some happy Swedes for ya….

The full bikini shot. Healthy young lady.

Client 9 Edition

Her Myspace page states that she has 1805 ‘friends’. Somehow I don’t doubt that. Her sob story is now available online as well.

“I know what you want, you got what I want, I know what you need. Can you handle me?” – from a song sung by Ashley R. Youmans aka Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre aka “Kristen” aka “Long Nose”.

Whatever is said about Eliot Spitzer, it cannot be said that he had tastes for the ‘everyday hooker.’  And he didn’t take his vices to the bathroom stall of the local airport.  No, Governor Spitzer didn’t find his women in the red-light districts.  He went uptown for them.   Way uptown.  To the tune of thousands of dollars per hour.  The prostitutes were ranked from one to seven diamonds.  A seven diamond woman would fetch $5500 per hour.  Here are some “gems” with their ratings below their picture:

I think it is safe to say all might be considered ‘Infidel Babes of the Day.’ It’s enough to make one consider a career in politics!

A Bhurka would not do her justice.

 A New Jersey SWAT Team was disbanded after racy pictures surfaced showing them with Hooters waitresses posing with guns, sprawled on top of police vehicles and dangling off the shoulders of officers. Worthy of punishment? You be the judge. Pics after the jump.

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I wasn’t certain for a minute, but then I saw that flash of ankle.

Definitely of the kafir persuasion.

The UK version of Lora Croft, I believe.

The “I’m already missing football” edition

Pictures after the jump…

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The ‘wishing it was summer’ edition;

I hope you all got a chance to relax a bit this weekend.

 The Summer Glau/Terminator edition. Pics after the jump.

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Is anybody else tired of winter already? Half the people I know are sick, and the other half are those who run around in short sleeves even when it is 10 degrees outside. I hate those people.

I know that The Hairy Beast enjoys fishing. The rest of us enjoy sunsets or the great outdoors. It’s a ‘win, win’ situation for everyone involved.

In response to Dave’s post below, I post seperately so I can use these pictures.

Doesn’t this picture to the left just scream badass? No, wait, it yells — no icily stares. Yes, that’s it, it icily stares badass.

At any moment, I expect Sarkozy to hear a gunshot, shove his wife and child into a speeding car, and whip out a 9mm from his belt, which he will use to pick off the several would-be assassins one by one.

For Jeff. Ok, so it’s a shotgun and a lake instead of a bushmaster and a beer. But the bikini is camo and that has got to be worth something.

This one is for Mbucky. A firearm and combat boots.

What more could you want?

Come to think of it, I not sure which is worse…Dave’s choices or my puttin up a Winger video…hehe.

Strike three? Or does “The Infidel Babe of the Day” live to see another day? You be the judge.

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Without a doubt, an infidel. Since the fine inhabitants of the hallowed halls of Conclub apparently did not enjoy the whole artistic, Celtic culture feel embodied in my first Infidel Babe post, perhaps we’ll temporarily resort to the blonde boozing babe post just to balance it out. Quiz time> How many violations of Shariah law do you see here? This is ‘revenge’ for not liking my little underfed Celtic waif. They’ll get a bit better as we move along.

I believe that it is important to violate the taboos of  Shariah law daily (my better half fixed pork this evening), to appreciate the female gender in all its ‘beauty and splendor’, and promote an entertaining and informative blog for all of our readers. With that in mind, I will be inaugurating ‘The Infidel Babe of the Day” themed post which may or may not actually appear on a daily basis, but with a minimum amount of commentary will hopefully add a bit to the Constitution Club blog on occasion.