One Less Seal On Cape Cod

Nature takes its course at Coast Guard Beach in Eastham this past Sunday morning about 7:30 AM. This picture was taken from the Boston Globe. Surfers call this fellow “The Man In The Gray suit”. The brown lump in the foreground is the seal. I think the tall fin behind it is the tail (caudal -……

Consumed With Guilt…NOT!

So a few hours ago I took my 14 year old daughter and her 13 year old stepsister out to Dunkin’s for ice coffees. We were standing at the counter waiting for them and a voice popped up behind us. “Do I know you? I think I saw you in math class.” We turn and……

Guy On A Buffalo 2 – Adoption, Cougar Attack, pathos, bathos and wolves. Who could ask for more?

“..hey wolf i got something for you, its a kick from a buff-a-lo-oooooo” “Keep the baby afloat!” “Hey varmints! Don’t mess with a guy that’s ridin’ on a BUFF-a-LO-OOOO! You will be singing this all day at work tomorrow.  If you don’t, you have no soul. This series justifies the very existence of the Internet.

Guy On A Buffalo Pt. 1

So there’s this guy, and he’s on a Buffalo. Part 2 to follow, because of all the unanswered questions from part 1.

The Most Disappointed Barrett Supporter In Wisconsin

I feel so dirty…

Best. Pet. Ever!

Cats may get nine lives, but not quite like this. A Dutch artist, upset over losing his beloved pet, Orville, had the animal stuffed and transformed its body into a remote-controlled helicopter, Sky News reported Monday. The “half cat, half machine” piece of art was dubbed the “Orvillecopter.” The cat, who was killed when it……

Test Your Punditry Skills – Who Will Win In Wisconsin Tuesday?

Here’s the election eve polls via RCP.com Spread has Walker +6.7, agree or disagree? BTW = the PPP poll showing Walker at +3 is a Dem pollster, but they’ve been pretty good over the past few years. I’ll take Walker at +5 Anybody else? Obama flew all around the edges state this weekend, without once……

SLAP FIGHT!!!!!

Obama’s Gay Marriage fig leaf dangling perilously. It’s such a shame: last Sunday crazy Uncle Joe snuck out of the basement, wandered onto the “Meet The Press” set and blathered his administration into a major internal political flap. In his zeal to position himself as “fully evolved”, Uncle Joe enthusiastically endorsed Gay Marriage, despite the……

Warren vs. Brown: Mass Dems Heap Big Dumb Assess. Never Learnum Lesson!

Elizabeth Warren is cratering in Massachusetts today. Fifteen years ago she listed her heritage as American Indian in the Hahvahd Law directory. Apparently the blue-eyed, pale complected Professor claimed Cherokee blood. How much? Well, until recently nobody asked. But they’re asking now and we have a result. Warren says that her great-great-great-grandmother was listed as……

Fish Porn! Opening Day Of The Trout Season, New Hampshire, 2012

The fourth Saturday in April is the start of pond fishing season in New Hampshire. It’s also very close to this Beast’s birthday. Traditionally the Beast eschews standard  landlubber celebrations in favor of aquatic exertions. This time around we journey to Stone House Pond in Barrington New Hampshire for Brook Trout.  Stone House is spring-fed……

South Africa Bodyboarder Killed In White Shark attack: ‘blood-filled nightmare’

This is a doozy (thoughts to follow): Two British tourists who were first at the scene after bodyboarder David Lilienfeld was killed in a shark attack at Kogel Bay have described the incident as a “blood-filled nightmare”. “We saw this huge figure rise from the water. It was absolutely relentless in its attack,” 30-year-old Sam……

Massive great white shark caught in Sea of Cortez!

She was dragged up in a fishing net: A great white shark measuring nearly 20 feet and weighing 2,000 pounds — according to a  local report — was hauled up Sunday by commercial fishermen in the Sea of Cortez near Guaymas. The massive predator was dead when it was brought to the surface in a……

Fox Is Going To The Dogs

Et Tu Brit Hume?

Obama: “I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth.”

Romney: “Yeah but I never had a Golden Retriever in mine!” UPDATE (2:24 PM Friday) : I tweeted a different version of this line to the Romney Campaign yesterday and it was just now uttered on FOX News. Perhaps they came at it on their own, but it’s out there now! The tweet: Obama said……

Obama Takes Incoming Salvo In “War On Women”…

…and takes a big hit due to “Friendly Fire”. The Beast’s just getting up to speed on this story, but apparently it’s turned into quite a flap, and an unforced error for Team Obama. It also shows the power of the Romney Attack Machine, which is now fully aimed at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. About time,……

When Daddy Decides to be Daddy

He may not be cool, but he’s effective. Watch the video below, the Beast won’t give away the end but he’ll  provide a hint: nice, tight grouping!    

Sunday Morning Acapella

A little treat for you all – real people singing real songs, using their real voices: Straight, No Chaser ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

Winnipesaukee Ice Fishing Derby 2012

Despite a once-in-a-century warm winter, New Hampshire managed to cobble together enough ice on its largest lake to host the annual Meredith Ice Fishing Derby this year. The Beast attended with a crew of thirty this year, and while we didn’t place in any of the categories this time, we did catch a few nice……

Alan Colmes apologizes for comment about Santorum’s dead son

In our “you ain’t seen nothing horrid from the dems yet” dept… NEWTON, Iowa — During the question and answer portion of Rick Santorum’s second to last campaign event of the day, a voter brought up a painful memory from the former Pennsylvania senator’s past.At a Pizza Ranch restaurant in Newton, Iowa, a member of……

PJM Backs Off Cain Story – Issues Three “Corrections”.

In case you weren’t there, Pajamas media issued details of the Cain allegations yesterday. It turns out they got it all wrong. Via The American Spectator: PJ Media, as Robert Stacy McCain has reported below, has a story reporting that a woman found herself waking up in Cain’s bed in his apartment. Note: PJ Media……