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– by John Semmens – FCC Issues Secret Regulations for Internet Anxious to rescue the Internet from what Federal Communications Chairman Tom Wheeler called a “regime of anarchy,” the FCC approved over 300 pages of new rules designed “to bring order to this disorderly segment of our society.” “Right now, pretty much anyone with access……

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– by John Semmens – Government Panel Calls for Measures to Upgrade Our Health The Dietary Guidelines Advisory Committee (DGAC) issued a 571 page report outlining its recommendations for transforming Americans’ health. Citing persistent high levels of overweight and obesity, the report proposed “strategies across multiple settings, including health care, communities, schools, work sites, and……

“Read Me A Story”… Five Original Children’s Stories for the Kindle.

My first online book is now up and live at Amazon. Designed for the Kindle, these are bedtime stories for younger children. You’ll love these fun and whimsical stories and if you have young children or grandchildren please consider purchasing a copy today. If you like it then please leave me a review as well……

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– by John Semmens – Congressman Says Media Not Pushing Amnesty Hard Enough Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) castigated the media for its “lackadaisical support of the President’s innovative solution to this chronic problem.” As Gutierrez sees it, “the vilification of amnesty opponents and the glorification of illegal immigrants the media have been doing is too……

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– by John Semmens – Obama Calls for Truce in Fight Against ISIL Citing reports that troops fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) may have come down with Ebola, US President Obama called for a halt in all military action against them. “For us to continue the fight while our……

Summing Up His Presidency – Mr. Obama Dances To The Song “Happy”

The last few years have been an utter disaster for President Obama and his administration on every front of the international stage. From Ukraine to Syria to Libya to Iraq to Afghanistan to the border the list of failures, missteps, and miscalculations would take volumes to fill. In many ways the following video sums up……

SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE Best of 2014

– by John Semmens – January 5 New NYC Mayor Vows to “Crush Inequality” Newly inaugurated New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio told those attending the ceremony that he would “put an end to inequality in this City. For too long we have tolerated a situation where some have had too much while others……

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

– by John Semmens – GOP to Become Party of “Yes” Incoming Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) brushed off complaints from his Party’s conservative wing that his recent actions on the Cromnibus Bill served mainly to enable President Obama’s illegal amnesty and fund all of his ill-conceived initiatives—including Obamacare—that Republicans had pledged to oppose……

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

– by John Semmens – Obama Takes the Fifth The Obama Administration defied a court order to turn over documents the IRS illegally shared with the White House in its political vendetta against 2500 conservative organizations. Secretary of the Treasury Jacob Lew, Obama’s former White House Chief of Staff, maintains that “for us to be……

[Video] Stand With Hillary: The Silliest Song Ever Sung

This tribute video to Hillary Clinton is absolutely guaranteed to be the funniest thing you see today. You’d swear this was satire or video mockery by some right-winger, but in fact it is not.  I challenge you to try to watch this all the way through while keeping a straight face. I couldn’t do it.……

She Can’t Sing! Isolated And Unedited Vocals Of Mariah Carey’s Awful Holiday Performance

Sometimes you just have to give it a rest, realize you are washed up, and move on. We may very well be at that point with Mariah Carey. Reports of her recent shows have been less than spectacular and this rendition of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” during NBC’s annual Christmas broadcast was akin……

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

– by John Semmens – Obama Contends He Has Shown Restraint on Immigration President Obama characterized GOP critics of his Executive Order granting new rights to illegal immigrants as “excessively whiny. I’ve been really quite restrained compared to what I could have done.” To help illustrate his self-imposed mercy, the President reminded his critics that……

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

– by John Semmens – President’s Usurpation of Legislative Authority Hailed by Democrats President Obama’s decision to enact immigration reform legislation that Congress has refused to enact inspired some lavish praise from fellow Democrats. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) called it “a courageous first step. President Obama’s determination to take a politically unpopular position……

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

– by John Semmens – Democrats Disagree over Executive Order for Amnesty Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) is crosswise with President Obama over the proper sequence of events regarding amnesty for illegal immigrants. “I have implored the President to forestall taking any executive action to legalize these undocumented residents until after we get……

Three Envelopes For Obama

This was a favorite Soviet joke from days gone by. You can be the judge as to its appropriateness today. In October of 1964, party insiders fed up with what they perceived as poor judgment by Soviet Premiere Nikita Kruschev in the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Chinese Cold War and an economic collapse, oust him……

An Islamists Worst Nightmare: Wild Pig Steals 18 Beers, Gets Drunk, And Fights Cow

 The feral pig slept it off under a nearby tree. Photograph: AAP/Main roads WA MAIN ROADS WESTERN AUSTRALIA/PR IMAGE It doesn’t get much better than this. One can only assume this would be an Islamists ultimate nightmare as swine, alcohol, and undoubtedly unveiled women onlookers all converged in a nightmare of infidelism. Wild swine are……

PRICELESS!! A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots

– By Jeff Foxworthy – If you can  get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for  entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a  nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. … If  you have to get your parents’ permission to go……

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

– by John Semmens – Former Obama Press Secretary Says GOP Unfairly Exploiting Administration’s Failures The incoherence of President Obama’s foreign policy and the cascade of domestic policy scandals are being unfairly exploited for political gain according to former Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. “Hitting a man when he is down is just plain dirty,”……

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

– by John Semmens – Obama Nixes Ebola Travel Restrictions Despite numerous urgings, President Obama remains determined not to block entry into the United States by persons who may have been exposed to the deadly Ebola virus. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest explained that “the President emphatically believes that we are all citizens of……

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

– by John Semmens – School Board to Add Masturbation to Kindergarten Curriculum The Las Vegas School Board has drafted a new sex education curriculum that has some parents alarmed. Part of the new curriculum includes teaching kindergartners and pre-schoolers how to masturbate. Clark County School Superintendent Pat Skorkowsky called the plan “common sense. Rather……